Possum Wrangler

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[only-cat-memes]

[frog-man-alt]

@sailorsplatoon

[anxietyproblem]

[c3rvida3]

I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

[charseraph]

Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka

[gooseworx]

Just a cool reminder:

This is the only tumblr account I have, if you see someone else saying they're me, they're not me.

So yeah, this account @goosework is not me.

[calware]

[beggars-opera]

I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though

[beggars-opera]

I love that I gave 0 context for this and 700 people still went "yeah that's a vibe"

[madtomedgar]

The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?

A fucking bus.

[guerrillatech]

[emilio-guevara-the-sexy-man]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[baddywronglegs]

[throwawayidk]

"But if we resort to violence we're just as bad as them!"

One man did with 3 bullets what decades of peaceful protesting failed to do. It sent a message. For the first time in decades, the ruling class was afraid.

And now, barely 3 months later, things are back as they were. Not because Luigi's act of violence wasn't effective, but because it was forgotten as a one-off thing and treated as a trend. People Idolized him for his actions but not for the reason they were done.

One man's act of violence was enough to shake the foundations on which this country is built, the rot that had eaten away the hearts and minds of the people had been pushed back, and for the first time, there was clarity in the minds of everyone. There was no Left or Right, there was simply the Working VS the Ruling.

One man was enough to cause the closest this country has ever come to class consciousness, to solving real problems. Imagine ten, a hundred, a thousand more just like him.

[marisatomay]

I love watching the behind the scenes footage and interviews of Mission Impossible movies because they’re all like

Director: I was up all night before we filmed this vomiting and shitting my pants and I literally had to cover my eyes while it was happening because I was so worried I would kill the biggest movie star in the world.

Tom Cruise: 😁 I love my team 🥰😍 we trained for months with the best of the best to do this ✅ I had total faith in them👊 and it looks sick as hell 😎 let’s do another take

[marisatomay]

A classic of the genre: from the behind the scenes of the famous MI2 cold open where he free climbs up a cliff in Moab, Utah which was filmed by a helicopter that was alarmingly close to his head, apparently

[marisatomay]

New addition to the genre just dropped today. Excited and scared to discover in the theater what the fuck he cooked up.

[theconcealedweapon]

Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.

[depsidase]

[100493503004422]

me like clockwork writing in my diary once a month the day before my period without even a smidge of irony or self-awareness: wow idk why I feel so bad and sad and like a terrible person and I'm gonna die and I feel insane and I can't sleep and I am ravenous and I have a migraine and my stomach hurts and I am living a purposeless life like a paper doll and I am so anxious for some reason and I am having prophetic dreams about blood and why do I bother to live in the world when it's all like this and whenever I don't feel like this it's a sham because happiness is fake and why are there no sweets in this house I'm going to kms