Distinguished Dwarf Friend

I need to scream at SOMEONE so I'm here. Fanfiction-obsessed, bi-romantic grey-ace, Gemini

[rocketcandycouture]

Headcanon meme~

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Go on

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

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[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[azrielsshadows42]

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

So.

SO.

I have these 3 novel-length Tolkien-Fanfic-Ideas I've carrying for years & even posted about.

I ALSO have this high-fantasy-thingy I've been working on since I'm 14.

Now I decided to combine those.

AND NOW I AM ACTUALLY WRITING MY OWN HIGH FANTASY SERIES WHICH IS BASICALLY FANFICTION SURROUNDING THIS FICTIONAL FICTION THAT I'VE ALSO WRITTEN.

And I'm TERRIFIED!

[thevoiceoflove1993]

when i started reading lotr i knew next to nothing about the story. i had never watched the movies either. and i kept expecting there to be this revelation that frodo is somehow special and immune to the effects of the ring or something. maybe bc i grew up with very "chosen one"-type fantasy stories like the legend of zelda or star wars. but the fact that he isn't special makes it so much better. he had an impossible task and he failed but he still had the courage to do it, and he did it. even if he didn't do it perfectly and he couldn't do it alone, he did it.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

So i know we all like to hc that legolas knew at least aragorn before the quest, or the elves of imlardis.

But honestly, au in which legolas is genuinely just some random elf that showed up to deliver a message, was roped into the council and saw the most amazing oppurtunity to fuck with everyone and took the elf spot in the party?

Like, no-one knows who tf he is, he’s just a messenger (no one knows he’s thranduil’s son) and elrond gave him a seat at the council out of indulgence. And then this one motherfucker no one knows ends up joining one of, if not the most, important quest in ME.

Legolas, knowing damn well no one’s got a clue who tf he is: hold on, i sense an opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

And after he volunteered himself, it’s not like elrond can just go: no, wait a minute.

Legolas has got the audacity. He’s sensing all the imlardis elves’ daggers in their eyes and is full on cackling in his head.

They are having a horrible time and legolas is thriving!

The walkers themselves don’t know untill after the quest.

[jesse-is-spiralling]

[selkiemaidenfae]

bigby x nerissa but they’re in their true forms so nerissa’s just chilling as a mermaid in bigby’s bathtub drinking wine and bigby’s in wolf mode curled up next to the tub

bigby pushes his nose into her hand so she’ll pet his head and she will for a while, but she eventually has to push his snout away because he keeps trying to drink the bathwater

nerissa splashes water at him with her tail but he gets her back by doing the wet dog shake afterwards

sometimes they play records and sometimes nerissa chatters about her day and sometimes they just vibe

it’s their favorite non-sexual form of stress release

[witchlingcirce]

I recently finished the wolf among us (like 10 minutes ago) and guys I can’t lie I was kinda eating them up

[banedean]

"Are you my Maker?" he eventually croaked.

The vast presence moved closer, and he shuddered as the power within it stroked at his mind and brushed over his new skin. "I am."

Thorin opened his new, useless eyes and glared into the darkness. "Then why, may I ask, did you make me so flawed?"

haha what if i killed myself? and yes, I'm live reacting to the fic, don't touch me

ps: if anyone have any song recc for bagginshield pls share! I want to cry harder than what Kodaline can offer to me

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

I feel like doing a live-react series here to my bi-yearly re-read of sansukh, anyone interested? I swear, my misery is fun to watch(read)!

[banedean]

finally finished sansukh. does the crying ever stop tho

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

No

[depsidase]

[woman-respecter]

american women your objective for the next four years is to make men miserable. exacerbate that male lonliness epidemic as much as you possibly can.

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

lock up the pussy if you live in a no-abortion state. tell them they're fucking cut off. LOCK UP THE PUSSY

[dailyquests]

Assassinate Him.

[depsidase]

[braxix]

Sauron: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Elrond: According to everyone, a lot.

[kuno-chan]

Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀

[appendingfic]

shush

[mama-qwerty]

I feel attacked

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

I don't appreciate this callout post, OP. I just woke up