i see you (you're looking pretty good!)

[lunehowls]

jon moments before getting his ribs taken illustrated

[distortedandbeheld]

jared hopworth, please remove my boobs, I am tired of them

[mushyooms]

weaver's web

[distortedandbeheld]

I've never actually thought about the idea of Penelope as in tune with The Web before, but holy shit she would've been an AMAZING avatar of The Web

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[distortedandbeheld]

Jane Prentiss has taken over my feed today, wtf

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[distortedandbeheld]

- Jane Prentiss, definitely

[ffishstick]

we’re up all night to get yucky

[distortedandbeheld]

- Jane Prentiss, probably

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[distortedandbeheld]

- Michael Distortion

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

[unabashedfandreamland]

@robert-smirke-official

[distortedandbeheld]

this IS some shit Jane Prentiss would say

[distortedandbeheld]

can you fucking imagine Nikola Orsinov's reaction to AI. can you fucking imagine how thrilled she would be to get her hands on this uncanny LLM that almost seems like it has a soul but always manages to ring just a bit artificial.

she'd be all over that shit. she'd kill Sam Altman and wear his skin as an artistic, collaborative effort.

[mavisofthemoon]

AITA for killing my dad? He was really boring and I'm a monster.

[distortedandbeheld]

aita for commiting brutal pipe murder? the guy was living in the underground tunnels of my workplace.

[userfpurteen]

biblically accurate Nico Robin

[jomatinsims]

india  foxtrot   yankee  oscar  uniform   charlie  alpha  november   romeo  echo  alpha  delta   tango  hotel  india  sierra   yankee  oscar  uniform    hotel  echo  lima lima  oscar   juliett  oscar  november. alpha  papa  oscar  lima  oscar  golf  india  echo  sierra   foxtrot  oscar  romeo   tango  hotel  echo   delta  echo  charlie  echo  papa  tango  india  oscar  november   bravo  uniform  tango  i  whiskey  alpha  november  tango  echo  delta   tango  oscar   mike  alpha  kilo  echo   sierra  uniform  romeo  echo   yankee  oscar  uniform   sierra  tango  alpha  romeo  tango  echo  delta   romeo  echo  alpha  delta  india  november  golf ,  sierra  oscar  i  tango  hotel  oscar  uniform  golf  hotel  tango   india  tango   bravo  echo  sierra  tango   november  oscar  tango tango  oscar   alpha  november november  oscar  uniform  november  charlie  echo   mike  yankee  sierra

[distortedandbeheld]

best one I've seen yet

[chocopinda]

Spring cleaning of most normal storage room!!!

[distortedandbeheld]

it's crazy how seeing this image evoked a visceral "holy shit don't touch ANYTHING" inside me like I haven't experienced since supervising middle schoolers

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[distortedandbeheld]

*squints*

sculptor's tool?

[supernova3526]

Tma au where Jon’s trying to archive the statements visually not just auditory and each ep is just Jon, Martin, Tim, and Sasha poorly acting out each statement in horrible costumes with Elias occasionally guest starring

[distortedandbeheld]

occasionally, the actual avatar will show up in the videos and just get in the way for shits and gigs

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[distortedandbeheld]

Martin Blackwood: "dig"

[distortedandbeheld]

short story idea:

girl gets glasses for the first time later in her life. realizes that she's been able to see ghosts the whole time, she just couldn't tell they were ghosts cuz her eyesight was so bad. suddenly, a bunch of confusing interactions makes more sense than before.

[eliassimp]

that gap in my resume is from when i was kidnapped by a living mannequins and was trapped in a circus.

[distortedandbeheld]

mine is from when I fell into a coma after my coworker blew up a museum full of fucked up wax dolls