jon moments before getting his ribs taken illustrated
jared hopworth, please remove my boobs, I am tired of them
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

roma★
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around
Show & Tell

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

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@distortedandbeheld
jon moments before getting his ribs taken illustrated
jared hopworth, please remove my boobs, I am tired of them
weaver's web
I've never actually thought about the idea of Penelope as in tune with The Web before, but holy shit she would've been an AMAZING avatar of The Web
I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half
Jane Prentiss has taken over my feed today, wtf
I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.
- Jane Prentiss, definitely
we’re up all night to get yucky
- Jane Prentiss, probably
for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey
- Michael Distortion
“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me
@robert-smirke-official
this IS some shit Jane Prentiss would say
can you fucking imagine Nikola Orsinov's reaction to AI. can you fucking imagine how thrilled she would be to get her hands on this uncanny LLM that almost seems like it has a soul but always manages to ring just a bit artificial.
she'd be all over that shit. she'd kill Sam Altman and wear his skin as an artistic, collaborative effort.
AITA for killing my dad? He was really boring and I'm a monster.
aita for commiting brutal pipe murder? the guy was living in the underground tunnels of my workplace.
biblically accurate Nico Robin
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best one I've seen yet
Spring cleaning of most normal storage room!!!
it's crazy how seeing this image evoked a visceral "holy shit don't touch ANYTHING" inside me like I haven't experienced since supervising middle schoolers
"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.
*squints*
sculptor's tool?
Tma au where Jon’s trying to archive the statements visually not just auditory and each ep is just Jon, Martin, Tim, and Sasha poorly acting out each statement in horrible costumes with Elias occasionally guest starring
occasionally, the actual avatar will show up in the videos and just get in the way for shits and gigs
Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole
Martin Blackwood: "dig"
short story idea:
girl gets glasses for the first time later in her life. realizes that she's been able to see ghosts the whole time, she just couldn't tell they were ghosts cuz her eyesight was so bad. suddenly, a bunch of confusing interactions makes more sense than before.
that gap in my resume is from when i was kidnapped by a living mannequins and was trapped in a circus.
mine is from when I fell into a coma after my coworker blew up a museum full of fucked up wax dolls