No Hate M8

A serious blog

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

You CANNOT do this to me

[coruscantknave]

sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost

its the Fisher price

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[todaysbird]

[fellshish]

Tumblr right now

[thescholars]

i love you polls i love you democracy i love you funny tumblr jokes i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[missfay49]

Wtf looks like a soundboard but instead forces you to pay rent?!

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[bushpoppy]

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

[grier-the-goblin-deactivated202]

this is how right of way works on college campuses

[flareonfloof]

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[devotion2]

When you drink a hot beverage and you feel the heat spilling and blooming in your chest… There is nothing like it!

[jelloapocalypse]

This is Pokémon NPC dialogue

[afloweroutofstone]

My prediction for the evolution of deepfake AI

[elise-mopie]

Relevant xkcd

[funnytwittertweets]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[yupthatexists]

[sonypraystation]

spawn room

[thequantumqueer]

friendly reminder that Nikola Tesla proposed using the ionosphere to do this on a global scale over a century ago and the only reason we don’t have that setup today is because capitalists wouldn’t be able to make money off it

[ingdamnit]

also because on his first experiment with the concept he blew out a power plant generator and killed a few horses

[southdownswitch]

shit happens

[ripempezardexerox]

[emotion-deluxe]

[chessys]

how many followers do u have?

its just me n u bud

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be