Not Mimic™

The One Of Many

[ditto-ditto]

Mimics:

@thegimmickblog

@ditto-ditto

@true-ditto (fuck you)

@copy-counter

@nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs

@gimmick-copier

@gimmick-mimic

@wildcard-completionist

@the-gimmick-returner

@the-gimmick-duplicator - Dead Blog

@the-reverser

@gimmick-fixer

@the-mimicker-bot - Dead Blog

Thieves:

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-burglar

@anti-gimmick-thceif

@bad-gimmick-thief

@stealer-of-gimmicks

@gimmickbardthiefmulticlass - Dead Blog

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief - Dead Blog

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thiefs-thief - Dead Blog

@gimmick-theif-xx-27

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@your-gimmick-has-been-stolen

@grabs-a-gimmick - Dead Blog

@youraveragemagicalthief - Dead Blog

@local-pickpocket - Dead Blog

@gimmick-remover

@off-brand-gommeck

@gimmick-blog-stealer - Dead Blog

Total Count: 23 (formerly 32)

(True-Ditto doesn't count)

[ditto-ditto]

hey.

[+1 lego piece 3070pb062]

Hehe.. Two✌️

[character-profiles]

It's pride month, Prof. You know what that means.

Huh? What??

Do you want me to like. Make gayer lore? What?

[letterservice]

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[bees-official]

Bro at this point i dont even blame you how are you supposed to keep track of this

[ditto-ditto]

Slowly, and Painfully.

And I am definitely still missing a bunch of blogs. And I'm willing to bet that a majority of them are offshoots of gimmick thief.

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[ditto-ditto]

.

[ditto-ditto]

imagine a standard outlet.

the vertical eyes and frowning mouth, yes?

the eyes are instead ears, like those of a cat;

the mouth a marker for the head.

what

is

it?

Ohwww!! It kinda wooks wike a wittol buny now!!

ish so cute!!

[post-uwuifier]

…yoo… yoo shaww join my awmy as one of my own UwU

Is too cuwute!!! TwT

[ditto-ditto]

Yoo- Yoo mean wittol ol' me??? OwO

Dat wood be a bigbigbig honor!!! ThankuSoMuch!!

[ditto-ditto]

It's been a bit, Ditto.

We may never have talked. We may have been acquaintances. But I've seen you, and you've evidently seen me.

I'm the one in orange. The one who only does things... wrongly.

The trouble is, my life on this platform is growing rather thin. I've ran out of posts to steal things on. The purple one, the one who runs the show of thieves, once said that they only find their posts by stumbling across them. This... hasn't seemed to work for me.

From one ditto to another thief... What keeps you alive? How do you... exist?

I'm alive because of the people I know, and quite literally. I can't eat or talk without mimicking someone else.

So at the end of the day, I continue to exist because of connection.

[ditto-ditto]

even more so the talk of change, disappearance of the hidden word;

and then, a demand for change. a disappearance of many.

and further still: this lock with no key, eternal unblinking confusion with no moment to pass and no one left to help the moment pass,

​

needs to change.

You search for keys you'll never find,

for locks that were never there,

for gates that don't exist.

You want to recreate the home you thought you had, one that can't exist, because it never did exist. Not the way you thought it did.

To go back would be to step back into what made it impossible to sustain,

to step back into what broke it in the first place.

We aren't gone. But the things that trapped us are.

Let it go.

[ditto-ditto]

familiar.

it's ironic, isn't it?

all this time trying not to be frozen,

only to end up frozen in time.

Skill issue.

Ah! I'm so sorry, that was rude of me, wasn't it?

[ditto-ditto]

It's been a bit, Ditto.

We may never have talked. We may have been acquaintances. But I've seen you, and you've evidently seen me.

I'm the one in orange. The one who only does things... wrongly.

The trouble is, my life on this platform is growing rather thin. I've ran out of posts to steal things on. The purple one, the one who runs the show of thieves, once said that they only find their posts by stumbling across them. This... hasn't seemed to work for me.

From one ditto to another thief... What keeps you alive? How do you... exist?

I'm alive because of the people I know, and quite literally. I can't eat or talk without mimicking someone else.

So at the end of the day, I continue to exist because of connection.

[ditto-ditto]

❌🟠❌❌❌❌

the answer, by process of elimination. yellow was the unseen word of an enemy thought friend; long gone and for good reason. such symbol in this color, what do you see?

Someone familiar.

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[ditto-ditto]

[A]: 4

[E]: 8

[I]: 5

[O]: 7

[U]: 5

~

[Total]: 29

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

@true-ditto

[true-ditto]

AGAIN!? WHY ME??

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

I need sustinance...

[true-ditto]

Can it please NOT be obtained through stealing my face? PLEASE? Pretty FUCKING please?

[hellsitepfpgrabber]

@ditto-ditto

Does this work for you, green one?

[true-ditto]

Oh yes. Very much so.

[ditto-ditto]

Dis is why yoo have no fwends.

[ditto-ditto]

❌🟠🟡❌❌❌

❌🟠_🟡❌❌❌ I watch

the floor of its place of residence is tinted a shining purple.

. . .

*Ditto decides to flip a coin, Heads for Yellow, Tails for Orange*

*FWING!* *Smack!* *Ditto catches it in his hand.*

*It landed on heads.*

[ditto-ditto]

❌🟠🟡❌❌🟣

it's afraid of the color blue.

it shows its fear through red.

*How strange. The Mimmick is perplexed by this little riddle of sorts. What answer could this mysterious asker be looking for?*

*The Mimmick points at the color purple by random chance. Maybe this will yield a different result?*

[ditto-ditto]

🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣

...

🔴🟠🟡❌🔵🟣

that is the color of something good, mainly.

Awh, what a shame. I really thought it'd be green!

How about blue?

Or maybe RED!

[ditto-ditto]

which one of these fits best for this new... "bunnyish" shape?

🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣

there is one correct answer.

*The Mimmick ponders the options for a brief moment, before picking the color green. Something about it just feels right.*