*the sound of a thousand nuclear physicists laughing*
Buckle up kids, today weâre talking about why the Nazis never invented the atom bomb. Weâre gonna do this
to white supremacist minds.
Ok. So the Nazis were all about physics ⊠as long as it was with things you could see & touch. Rockets, improved motors, even radio tech (which gives tangible audio and/or visual results) were awesome and very good careers for good German boys.
Theoretical physics, on the other hand, was viewed as made-up Jewish bullshit. The German scientific old guard did NOT like little punks like Einstein. Who did they think they were, running around with their âtime is relativeâ and âthe interstellar ether doesnât existâ and who the shit even cares whatâs INSIDE an atom, Albert, itâs not like the INSIDE does anything. JESUS.
The Nazis saw modern physics as being the same thing as Freudâs psychology, Klimtâs modern art, and Kafkaâs stories: a decadent waste of time, way too Jewish, and definitely not cool or manly. So to combat uncool Jewish science, pro-Nazi German scientists founded an actual movementâ âDeutsche Physik/Aryan Physicsââ all about real stuff like engines and bombs and it was gonna serve the SHIT out of the fatherland. No Jews allowed.
âUgh, GROSS.â -Nazis
Jewish nerds who wanted to study physics & engineering had to settle for theoretical physics. And boy did they ever. Niels Bohr, Hermann Minkowski, Wolfgang Pauli, Paul Epstein, James Franck, Rudolf Kompfner, Otto Stern, Leo Szilard, Edward Teller, Victor Weisskopf , Eugene Wigner, Frank and J. Robert Oppenheimer, and some dude named Albert Einstein among others were all turning their lemons into sweet, sticky theoretical physics lemonade in 1920s Germany.
Every single one of them, and more, emigrated to the US in the 1930s. Jewish colleagues from Axis Italy, like Emilio SegrĂš and Enrico Fermiâ aka the guy who built the worldâs first nuclear reactor, and married to a Jewish womanâ joined the brain drain as Europe hemorrhaged nuclear physicists right into Americaâs warm, heaving, bloodthirsty bosom.Â
Albert Einsteinâs application to become a US citizen. Dated Jan 18th, 1936.
The few Gentile nuclear physicists Germany had managed to produceâ Max Planck, Werner Heisenberg, and Arnold Sommerfeldâ were persecuted just for being into Jewish stuff. Like, âwere called out in the official SS newspaper for being âWhite Jewsââ and âHeisenbergâs mom called Himmlerâs mom and told her to tell Himmler to make the Nazis stop being mean to her boyâ-level persecuted. Thatâs right, these badass Reich science dudes couldnât even do their job without their moms running interference. THATâs how fucking great the Nazis were at science.
Meanwhile the bright lights over in Deutsche Physik were talking about how thereâs actually been a bunch of moons and when of the last ones fell down it buried Atlantis and also the sunâs gravity suddenly stops at 3x the orbital radius of Neptune. Like⊠thank God for those Nazi scientific advances, amirite?
Nationalist German scientists cheerfully joined the persecution of their Jewish colleagues, because Nazi scientists just really wanted Jewish physicistsâ jobs. But the bummer was, the Nazi scientists couldnât handle the mathematics that made relativity work. They were too dumb to do that science. Lookâ weâve all been there. But the nationalist German scientistsâ approach wasâ instead of leveling up their game, just discredit everything their rivals did. Declare it dumb, and made-up, and all the good parts of this stuff we just said was dumb and made-up were already invented by Aryans anyway, so why keep Jewish scientists around? Just forget about this atomic physics crap and keep giving us money to talk shit about Neptune, itâll be great.
âHahaha wut?â -Nazis
Eventually the Third Reich figured out that atom bombs were a thing and they should probably make one. They put Heisenbergâ who, if youâll recall, just had to have his mom call in an anti-bullying PSA to the Fuhrerâs secretary three short paragraphs agoâ in charge. With every single other person who knew about nuclear fission having left Germany years ago, Heisenberg was pretty much on his own. The Nazi bomb project went nowhere.
A Nazi Germany with nuclear weapons would been able to do whatever the fuck they wanted.
The only thing that stood in their way? Their own. goddamn. antisemitism.
Director of Los Alamos weapons lab and Jewish American, J. Robert Oppenheimer, seen in profile as he oversees final assembly of the Trinity test bomb. Trinity was the first test detonation in the US nuclear weapons program. (x)
Is this a post in support of atom bombs? No.
This is a post about how being so high on your own inferiority complex that youâre down to murder people smarter than you, will fuck you in assholes you didnât even know you had.Â
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