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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

theboboshow

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

plaguedocboi

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

plaguedocboi

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

legsloveless

mysillycomics

theinturnetexplorer

what a deal.

vulturesinvividcolor

And then your hip would break because their medical staff is garage and they don’t have the same regulations as over so no you’re back to square one you fucking tool

ksylofonimandariini

that is american propaganda used to justify their lack of a working healthcare system. it’s not true and even if it was what good would having slightly better healthcare do if it’s only accessible by the richest members of society?

valendeln

You absolute fucking clown. Lmao

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eternal-fractal

Damn. Spains healthcare sure isnt garage like they said

dasseinhundin

j0skik-deactivated20210817

God Americans are so fucking brainwashed like seriously imagine thinking a first world country in Europe of all places is medically inferior, the patriot brain rot is strong

jaidefinichonv2

gaxhar

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

sunwukxng

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

valtsv

“private detective who can’t help but grudgingly admire the clever, charming rogue they’ve been hired to catch despite being increasingly frustrated by their ability to evade them” is such a fun dynamic. like we all know how it’s gonna end but it’s still so exciting to watch.

valtsv

detective: you should just turn yourself in, it’ll save you the humiliation of me catching you and me some time

criminal: IF you catch me. AND if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then ;)

detective: what

me:

valtsv

*one of them gets injured or finds themself danger or both and the other one swoops in to save them even though it means risking their job and/or freedom as well as their life, and they agree a temporary truce in order to both get out of the situation but swear that “it doesn’t mean anything” and “i’m not doing this for you” and refuse to acknowledge or talk about it afterwards*

me:

valtsv

archangelruind

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

telesilla

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

australiansanta

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

egberts

this person's flex on my sister's post has me dead

postllimit

benkenobee

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

communistbussy

i’m stupid and my meat is huge