[divineasparagus]

Behold, a pixelly sprite of Alpha!Gina, our favorite brainwashing capitalist <3

((Self-Insert OC from my fic, DLC Unlocked: New Game+))

[office-chair-avalanche]

does anyone have any fic recs for fics that have feferi, aradia, vriska (honestly any of the girls) as the main character? Their character tags on ao3 are clogged with davekat fic number 413546 where they have like three lines of dialog -_- (no offense to davekat enjoyers but I'm dying over here)

Some recommendations for you in return are:

• DLC Unlocked: New Game+ by divineasparagus: technically an oc/self insert fic, but probably the best I've ever read!!!! gina my girlfailure <3 feferi gets a lotttt of focus as gina's pitch love interest its great. Over 200,000 words of some of the best character development, writing, and plot I've seen. Mostly focused gina, feferi, and eridan, but almost every character gets their moment at one point or another (and at the time of writing this, the alpha kids just entered the picture!) PLEASE go read this fic it's so good

• perdition catch my soul by Terezi_Discourse: vrisrezi locked tomb au (book series about lesbian necromancer in space, for those who don't know) I did read the locked tomb series before reading this fic but I think it's still comprehensible for those who haven't. Vriskais a necromancer of the second house, with terezi as her cavalier. They're summoned along with the necromancer-cavalier pairs of the 8 other houses, for trials that will allow the winning necromancer to ascend to lyctorhood. Things predictably to shit very quickly. I cannot stress enough how fantastic this fic is!!!!! If you like yearning, codependent vrisrezi, and unethical lesbians you'll like this fic

Corporate Parasite by glassThicket (+plus a few others): sci-fi setting, a corporation sends a small crew out into space to collect a mysterious plant on an alien planet. Jade's the main character, along with rose and kanaya (also had rosejadekan poly ships for the winnnnnn). warning, this leans more towards horror and has some gore and body horror, so don't read if you don't like that. It is currently unfinished, with its last update in 2022 but there still is a lot of it to read, and the parts that are out are very good!!!!

I might add more recommendations later if I remember more!! Please help me I'm starving lol (also has anyone noticed that eridan and feferi had basically the same amount of screen time, yet you'll find farrrrrrr more fics about him than feferi? Or that vrisrezi is literally central to the plot of homestuck (game over hinges entirely on vriska being alive or not!) yet after going through the first five pages of recently uploaded fics on ao3, I've yet to find any fics about them (or any female characters for that matter). What's up with that huh. Homestuck fandom address your blatant misogyny challenge difficulty impossible)

[moonglide]

fuck yes i actually do i need to find them gimme a minute but ill reblog with them when i get the chance

[moonglide]

ok, so Betty and the Witch at the End of the World is a jade fic, specifically it's about alpha jade! it's about her whole life, it's like 20 chapters or something, it's really really good.

A Pacific Girl in America is by the same author. it's only five chapters. it's about jade and rose in an au where mom lalonde decided to raise rose in hauntswich (the setting of hiveswap). it's also peak.

The Adventures of Lightseer is a longfic about rose. it's a superhero au. rosemary. apparently the world is based off of some other unfinished davekat fic, but i was able to understand everything without reading the other fic. it's still updating, the last update was like......last week or something. absolute cinema.

8r8k h34ds is the first work in a four-part series, and it's genuine absolute peak. humanstuck vrisrezi, and also rosemary. there's other shit going on too but that's spoilers.

also, if you'll forgive the shameless self-advertisement, i'm writing a series about a doomed timeline rose. and also vriska. A Simple Game is the first work in it (and it was just a oneshot with a sad ending that i initially didn't plan on continuing) but the next work in the series is about rose in the dream bubbles.

[divineasparagus]

Sprite sheet for Gina, my SI-OC in DLC Unlocked: New Game+

[divineasparagus]

Hairstyle update! Trying to be more homestuck. Bonus Gina sprite!

[bigboobshaunt]

"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena

[averyterrible]

[wilderbas]

6 moons later and I’ve finished the selkie wip I started up in orkney

PRINTS

[tlirsgender]

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

[tlirsgender]

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

[tlirsgender]

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

[sightseertrespasser]

Encountering the fascinating issue of writing an interaction between two characters that are both very skilled manipulators.-That clock immediately that the other is also a very skilled manipulator- And that one of them very much wants to convince the other to do something that they will not do IF they catch on that the first manipulator wants them to do that thing.

So here I am feeling like I’m writing one of those edited scenes from Death Note with all the internal monologues removed so that it’s just two dudes staring at each for five minutes. Ominously.

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[eggbert37]

Wa-edian

[ambitious-unachiever]

@divineasparagus

(sorry I just thought you'd like this )

[divineasparagus]

(Thank you kind soul, I like this very much OwO)

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[fagstaynight]

trust me you do not want to be a maid here the princess likes to gather all of us up every month and sets us loose in the royal forest to hunt us. shes not even on horseback or anything she just lets us get exhausted first and then runs after us. Yeah girl where do you think i got all these bruises and bite marks from she beats the shit out of us shes crazy. Ok well i dont appreciate you getting a boner this is really a traumatic thing for me

[upandoutcomic]

Wait wait don't help me I'll figure it out eventually, just gimme more time to study

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[littleguysdaily]

We've got like a warehouse full of these

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

nguih! hmmmbuihhh! gooehh! mmbph! sngh,,, mmh

[waeponwifestre]

Bringing the lesbians out in full force with last nights burn!

Burning topless to chappel roan!

[cybinthetranny]

Like, this is Hot in physical sense and also like woag big women x3c @waeponwifestre

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again