Divine Shitstick

scream into a swamp to let the bog mummies know you're not feeling it today

[ozempicofficial]

[gem-andromeda]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[woodsdyke]

after i saw the shrek post i went to the swarovski website to see if they had anything else insane and i laughed so hard at this swarovski crystal minecraft pig that i feel sick

[dreadwedge]

you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

[butiknowiloatheyou]

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[crabussy]

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

[prokopetz]

[character] did nothing wrong.

Okay, they did a lot of things wrong, but they were justified.

Well, it was understandable given the circumstances, right?

All right, it was a little fucked up.

Fine, it was a lot fucked up, but it's okay because it gives me a boner.

[solaceon]

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[shorthistorian]

[vampirecatprince]

[voltaspistol]

[chaoscodex]

LITERAL ICON HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING

[themythicalcodfish]

what a fascinating woman

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[americangirldollwho]

requested by anon

[lizluvscupcakes]

There was a little girl who had to eat her mother and didn’t know until after the fact. Which is probably the nicest way to go about that.

[loveridden1999]

[banji-effect]

I cannot stop thinking about that Atlantic article. It's truly incredible the way Trump's cabinet is like a nesting doll of imbeciles... each one stupider and greedier than the last

[banji-effect]

OK. I laughed