Kiss me in the back of your mom's Porsche

⚡ Call me Dixie, he/they 🏳️‍⚧️, 22 ⚡ Garbage boy rat man but like in a build-a-bear way

[dogpuppy]

[halondrus]

[dieforpalayeroyale]

[couldneverbeme-deactivated20181]

added to the only a gif but sounds like shit archive

[bogadodo]

guy on the left just slappin his dick

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU LIVE NEAR CHARLOTTESVILLE VIRGINIA DO NOT ORDER THE SOURDOUGH GRILLED CHEESE FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCK A HOLE IN IT WITHIN YOUR FIELD OF VISION AND WHEN YOU ASK WHY THERE'S A HOLE IN IT THEY WILL TELL YOU "THATS JUST HOW JEREMY DOES SANDWICHES"

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU ASK FOR JEREMY'S NUMBER THEY WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU DIRECTLY

[kosmogrl]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[joanieinwait]

i love being a dog that can talk and smoke weed

[perception-filter]

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

[segamascott]

[homunculus-argument]

Getting a t-shirt that says

DO NOT TRUST ME TO LEAD THE WAY OR NAVIGATE NO MATTER HOW CONFIDENT I SEEM ABOUT THE DIRECTION WE ARE GOING

on the front, and

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP

on the back.

[corrucyst]

weed before beer. whish you were here

beer before weed. death on pale steed

[everydaylouie]

jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

[himynameisemail]

[droolfang]

Definitely need more of the magical weed that makes you fat and gives you tiddies 🤤

[charl0ttan]

when the girl is transgender and uhmmm listening to music& smoking weed. okay thats the post its just gonna ask u a wuestion