DiZ's edgy meme dungeon

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[k-eke]

Extrovert vs introvert.

[shencomix]

[privatejoker]

[exeggcute]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest

[furryboots7]

[cl0wnhole]

oh my god

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

That GIF is killing me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk :

[bunjywunjy]

do you have any cursed/blessed harris hawk facts?

Harris’s Hawks are the only pack-hunting raptor on the planet! they go after rabbits with tactics similar to those found in a pack of wolves, driving it away from cover until one of them can go down and nab it.

this also means they’re more social than other hawks, and will do things like stand on each other’s backs or hold hands for no reason

[sketchdeath]

this video is the essence of who i am as a man

[hesitating-anxious-aliens]

Isnt this the person who's husband left something at the airport and they had to dig around in a bush for it and said "shrubbery" in the best way?

[sketchdeath]

yeah it is

[princessofharte]

@thebibliosphere

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[halles-comet]

This is still the best joke anyone ever made

[kaijuno]

[kalichnikov]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[otterlyrambling]

I mean.

Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion

So, it’s not wrong.

It’s rather likely

[spiffylindster]

I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.

I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.

[everystarstorm]

May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?

[synille]

what is the FUCKING truth

[mysharona1987]

They’re still together like 60 years later.

This is a beautiful love story.

[murielsweating]

I’m just looking for someone to eat garbage floor cake with.

[bbcwhereareyou]

I love everything about this story.

[onekisstotakewithme]

Alan Alda is my spirit animal (and quite possibly my patronus)

[flootzavut]

That’s hilarious and adorable.

[mysharona1987]

“The hostess of the evening had made a rum cake, and she put it on the refrigerator to cool,” Alda recalled. “The refrigerator shook, and the cake fell off the refrigerator and hit the floor.”

It was a party moment that separated the casual diners from those desperate for dessert. “Arlene and I were the only two people who went in with spoons and ate it off the floor,” he said with a smile. “That’s how you know. When two people eat a cake off the floor, that’s it for life.”

There’s no arguing that point. In fact, Alda seems certain today’s daters could learn a thing or two from him and Arlene.

“All this matchmaking on the Internet, and they ask them questions — just toss a cake on the floor and see who goes for it,” he suggested.

[demilypyro]

[k009]

subway feet fresh