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I heavily fw bro
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Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going
I heavily fw bro
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team
the pink sisters and their evil dad :3
so like. amos and cupid both have lovecore names, by design, but that leaves exodus as the odd one out and it’s always bugged me. the funny solution is if amos named her, like, theadora but nobody knows because he died before he could tell anyone. but that does beg several questions
1. how do they know cupid’s name but not what he named his eldest?
2. if she was old enough to form vague memories and then wander off after everything happened, wouldn’t she be old enough to tell people her name? or at least a more toddler-friendly version of her name? (thea? adora?)
3. there’s no way on earth that the vampire orphanage named her exodus. she changed her name as a tween. what WAS her name before that, then?
much to think about!!!
t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’
Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.
"why does it have to always be about knights?" because there's nothing hotter than a hulking mass of metal who could kill me with a flick of his wrist but instead gets on his knees and trembles as he restrains himself from begging for my touch. i'm not going to get that from some fur trader or councilor, am i?
this post is about t4t mlm.
matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’
i was made for loving you 🎶
[sluttily rests my wrist on the pommel of my sword] hi
The Character will literally have you saying shit like "shes literally my special princess. she can do 9/11 as many times as she wants"
maybenoots is the only one who understands