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Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

I heavily fw bro

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

ratcoffin69

#poppykhou

officialgleamstar

you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team

#cade ☺️

the pink sisters and their evil dad :3

#amo’s pretty pink eyes….. SIGHING DREAMILY

so like. amos and cupid both have lovecore names, by design, but that leaves exodus as the odd one out and it’s always bugged me. the funny solution is if amos named her, like, theadora but nobody knows because he died before he could tell anyone. but that does beg several questions

1. how do they know cupid’s name but not what he named his eldest?

2. if she was old enough to form vague memories and then wander off after everything happened, wouldn’t she be old enough to tell people her name? or at least a more toddler-friendly version of her name? (thea? adora?)

3. there’s no way on earth that the vampire orphanage named her exodus. she changed her name as a tween. what WAS her name before that, then?

much to think about!!!

#how did she even wander off and then get found is also the question #aughh the lore is sloppy due to the convoluted way these characters were created #mayhaps. a rehashing of things is in order.#exodus was originally an au version of cupid and was called exodus as like. a stand-in name. made on a whim.#it doesn’t make any sense now that she’s her own character (and my FAVORITE BABYYY) but i’m attached. it is what it is #amos was made bc after i made exodus into her own character and made her cupid’s older sister #as i was fleshing out the lore they needed a dead evil dad. cue the birth of amos #and now he’s a super deep character i’m utterly obsessed with but is written into a corner due to the circumstances of his creation AS WELL #SIIGHHHHHSSDS

byjove

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

fintan-pyren

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

robobrat

"why does it have to always be about knights?" because there's nothing hotter than a hulking mass of metal who could kill me with a flick of his wrist but instead gets on his knees and trembles as he restrains himself from begging for my touch. i'm not going to get that from some fur trader or councilor, am i?

this post is about t4t mlm.