Techno Crab Club

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[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[viralfrog]

[theriu]

Guys I was GIDDY with excitement when I realized the stick is how they figure out the standing-up perspective!!! I always figured people doing this stuff just had magical perspective powers but that makes SO MUCH SENSE what a cool tool!!! Amazing job!

[fostertheory]

This artist is David Zinn, and these are the sidewalks of my town!

[itspileofgoodthings]

Can’t believe Tangled (2010) had the emotional intelligence and insight to ask the question what do you do when your dream IS fulfilled and it’s everything you wanted it to be but then it’s over.

[aslansjedi]

BUT it's not the ONLY movie to do so. The Princess Bride also wrestled with this problem, and came up with a totally different answer:

[shilyas]

Connor Storrie's run around the horn with TODAY's Al Roker

[ily-a]

The summer before.

Heated Rivalry 1.06 | The Cottage

[evanactually]

I’m obsessed with the way Ilya prompts Shane to touch him and grab on to him as he’s panicking. Grounding him. It’s so soft and gentle.

[redstonedust]

gameshow voice: is it gay subtext or are the writers just so catastrophically bad at writing female characters that the only relationships in the entire story that feel human are the ones between the men.

[charlielovesbuffy]

broke: Connor and Hudson are the exact opposite of their characters

woke: Connor and Hudson are who their characters are inside; Ilya is secretly a big tender softie and Shane is secretly a giant freak

[skyrigel]

gurl what kind of rivalry is this?

[honeyybrii]

.... heated

[thenameisgul]

Ummm let’s put Hudson in the writers room next season

[shut-up-gwen]

Okay, but can you imagine you’re having some great pasta with your man and his parents, who you’ve known for all of five seconds. And your man starts freaking out, which is like normal kinda, he does that sometimes. So you look over at the parents as if to ask are you going to help? They give you nothing, not a single clue how to help this poor man. And the thing is, you know how to help. But you don’t think the parents would exactly approve of you putting your man on his knees so he can smell your crotch and calm himself down. What the fuck else can you even do in this situation? You guess you could ask him to be your boyfriend if that helps??????? Happened to my close personal friend Ilya Rozanov

[romanceyourdemons]

first attempt at rpf how did i do

[circle-the-earth]

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[littlehorrorshop]

Clara Bow in Get Your Man (1927)

[the1920sinpictures]

Clara was absolutely beautiful, adorable and fun.

[dj-crabby]

Magnetic

[catskewl]

“The End of the World, 1916.”

After scientists warned the mining town that comets were heading towards the earth and mass destruction will follow, class survival tactics were very different.  The town betters had a lavish party to mock the idea, with costumed dancers acting out the approaching comet strikes. Meanwhile, the poor folks were looting for necessities and running for their lives. 

[the1920sinpictures]

1930 Josephine Baker by Luis Ramon Martin in San Sebastian, Spain. From Art Deco, Avant Garde and Modernism, FB.