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chocolate milk is the best invention known to man

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[byrdsfly]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[vee-dmsr]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[thatdykepunkslut]

Sodomy

[anarchafemme]

Sodomy

[jjeessuuss]

Sodomy

[arsnof]

Weed then sodomy

[mr-ribbit]

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

[atheostic]

Bacon-wrapped shrimp.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

then sodomy

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[gorps]

This website is so so so good

[kosmogrl]

[yazthebookish]

Disclaimer: this post contains major spoilers from House of Sky and Breath

This was so much fun to make, it'll make everyone's lives easier including myself haha so happy reading everyone! I tried my best to include accurate info🤍

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[crtter]

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

[crtter]

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

[crtter]

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

[witchothewest]

She’s absolutely right.

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

Do u think Tow Mater being 60 and Lightning McQueen being around 43 is a problematic age gap?

why do i leave anon on

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

[studentlifeproblems]

[capacity]

*waits n expects an apology without ever bringing it up*

[anxietyproblem]