Big Green mythology Nerd

Heyo Friends, some call me Targaryen and i have gained a liking to the name, feel free to ask questions or simply just message me if you want.

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

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[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[jakemorph]

i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?

[aqueerkettleofish]

It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[dailymilesmorales]

I can’t have a nephew of mine on the streets with no game. Hey! I got game. There’s a new girl actually, y’know, she kind of into me. You know how it is.

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]

Spiderman Sam Raimi Trilogy Marathon

I’m Marathoning the Spiderman Original Trilogy of movies. This was mostly inspired by Captain Midnight’s newest video,  “ Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy - Better Than You Remember” : https://youtu.be/tueCkfBBUBI, which was a response to  Cosmonaut Variety Hour ‘s video,  “Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember” : https://youtu.be/4THpqdEgbqo  I watched both videos and that made me want to binge the Sam Raimi movies, cause I haven’t watched them in awhile. So I just got to the big uncle Ben speech with the classic line “With great power comes great responsibility” and here are my thoughts so far. Starting off it is super weird to see James Franco in this movie after seeing him in stoner comedies like the Pineapple Express. Makes me think that Harry is a stoner which is I think my new favorite headcanon. Also love how Peter getting his powers is sort of framed like puberty, uncle Ben’s trying to relate with him, aunt May is confused at the noises coming from Peter’s room, there is white stuff all over the walls…. Okay might of went to far with that one. Next Post:  https://achillesfandomitis.tumblr.com/post/177739401157/spiderman-sam-raimi-trilogy-marathon-part-2

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]

Spiderman Sam Raimi Trilogy Marathon Part 2

Alright went for a smoke and watched another half hour of movie, so now it’s time for another post. One thing I forgot to mention last post was the fact a lot of this movie is oldly framed like a horror movie, which I suppose is just the whole Sam Raimi charm, but the weird skulls when Peter is getting his powers to pretty much every Green Goblin scene. I also love the transition between Green Goblin blowing up the general dude and the graduation. What I find interesting is the scene where Harry finds Norman passed out on the floor and he can’t remember what happened last night (that being turning into the Green Goblin) it gives me real Jekyll and Hyde vibes, actually if I remember correctly the Green Goblin throughout  the movie gives off those vibes and I love that. Anything that reminds me of Jekyll and Hyde is always I win cause I love that book.  Now about Uncle Ben’s death, I love that Peter is instantly karmically punished for letting the robber go. It works so well and I feel like that karmic punishment is what actually leads Uncle Ben’s almost last words (that weren’t just Peter’s name) to be re-contextualize in Peter’s head. Uncle Ben was trying to tell him just because you have the power to beat someone up you shouldn’t, while his death re-contextualizes it to “you had the power to stop this man but you didn’t and that’s your responsibility.” Also that moment with Peter silently crying in his room and Aunt May comes to conform him. I feel like that leads into it as well because Aunt May say “Ben always knew you were destined to do great things and you won’t let him down” (I don’t know the exact quote but you get the point) That there also re-contextualizes the great responsibility speech and what does he do after Aunt May leaves, he stops crying and goes straight to the suit and we hear the line said again in Peter’s head. Then in the next scene, bam we got Spiderman, origin complete, montage time. Speaking of the montage, it is great! I love it, all of the comments from the New Yorks are friggin gold. The girl saying the guy with 8 hands sounds hot, the guy singing the song, people loving him, people hating him. But I got to say my favorite is the note he leaves in a purse that he gets back “Courtesy, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man”. I like the idea of Spider-man  carrying around tons notes, just leave with stolen items he’s gotten back, like a calling card. It’s cute and wholesome.  Which leads right into the best character, J Jonah Jameson! As well as the first mention of Eddie Brock. But every scene in these whole series with J Jonah Jameson is wonderful and it leads into the next scene well. With Peter meeting up with MJ. One comment here by Peter here makes my Stoner head canon for Harry great (from my last post), “Harry, he doesn’t live on a little place I like to call earth” Harry Osborn stoner confirmed. Previous Post: https://achillesfandomitis.tumblr.com/post/177737104577/spiderman-sam-raimi-trilogy-marathon

[dalindathedragoness]

I really need a picture of ruby and sapphire that says “we are two halfs of a whole lesbian!!!”

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[triple6sickshit-blog]

[sonypraystation]

bitch im on 12 frames

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

me after smoking this

[thetallblacknerd]

[the-prolefeed]

what?

[papayapom]

Skull poop L?

[spookgator-blog]

what is this really supposed to mean tho

[thetallblacknerd]

Dea poo L

[boss-hoody]

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

[stormreach]

Yes

[theawesomeadventurer]

fuckin love all of this nonsense

[star-spangled-jackass]

don’t forget this gem

[comic-chick]

@deadpoolology

[platiddypus]

so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one 

also there is the dick joke one 

and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one 

[fandomwhore123]

@beyondrapture

[domidextrus]

Deadpool movie advertising is best movie advertising 😆

[whimseeker]

This is even better than the tiny billboards they had for the Antman movie.

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

lets be real; deadpool’s marketing “team” is just ryan reynolds sitting in his deadpool onesie in his home office at 2am designing posters for the movie.  

[cornposting]

You say that as if it’s a bad thing

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[princesoap-deactivated20180829]

Ruby: Weiss, you remind me of the ocean.

Weiss: Why the ocean?

Ruby: Because you're salty and you scare people.

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[fyeahspiderman]

#he’s doing his best bonus:

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[memewhore]

[petepepsi]

doctor strange: the infinity stones are extremely powerful artifacts that when combined can give its wielded ultimate power

peter parker: oh so like the chaos emeralds?

tony stark: please shut the fuck up

[megaman2]

[chaoswolf1982]

Am I wrong, or does this panel, by having him immediately understand the reference, kindamaybesorta suggest Doom is a gamer?

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

I mean, where d'ya think he got the name from?

[yitan]

Dr. Doom is a huge Dork for games and sci-fi