Be a Good Bro For Homie

Hi. I'm septum piercing undercut, and this is my gf sundress pink hair, and we're queering heterosexuality by making a joint tumblr for shit posts

[funnytwittertweets]

[brucebocchi]

smoking on that shit that made tom wait

[c3po]

i’m smoking on that shit that made tom cruise

[brucebocchi]

smoking on that shit that made tom petty

[c3po]

smoking on that shit that made tom . and jerry

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

THERES CREATURES

[thoodleoo]

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

[thoodleoo]

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

[literallyaflame]

oh, the sweet irony of his death. designed for this life—yet never meant to endure it

[walrusofdoom]

What happened?

[literallyaflame]

i dropped a goldfish cracker in the bathtub :(

[surskip]

[pseudomantis]

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

[timemachineyeah]

how dare you leave this important pc health info in the tags

[shutupmerlin]

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

[shutupmerlin]

Honestly this just added 10 years to my life

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[a-yoda-a-day]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[a-yoda-a-day]

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

[dexer-von-dexer]

[guooey]

[autodiscipline]

breeding headphones without wires because you 'think it looks cute' is just cruel

[promethes]

people who initiate conversations youre everything and i’m in love with you

[ladyof-sweetserenity]

I don't wanna annoy anyone so I jus keep to myself 🙃

[promethes]

obviously that’s a lie

[polyboss]

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

[neotrances-deactivated]

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

[neotrances-deactivated]

he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[uraniumglassgirl]

is it ok if i call you babygirl even though youre a girl? i know its a term of endearment usually just for men so i dont want to make you uncomfortable