20 is the year you learn to be a functioning human

Hi. I'm Kristy. My blog is a mess, but c'est la vie. I'm figuring it out. I think maybe I've been figuring it out and I'm just now noticing, but yeah. This year I'm getting it together. Catch me across the country in like 2 months with my bf in our gorgeous new apartment ✌️

[djspoopyjimm]

You ever just spend like 20% of your daily energy on trying to get you best friend/ex boyfriend to fall in love with you again? No? Just me?

[chewedcorn]

history class

[realrandomposts-deactivated2021]

It’s a trilogy.

[twitblr]

Ima just leave this one here

[contac]

[titstopsandtea-deactivated20260]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[djspoopyjimm]

Last night my niece and my best friend we're playing a game where someone says something and you say the first thing that comes to your mind. When my best friend said "aunt kristeen" my niece said "pretty" and I almost cried. No one has ever really called me pretty before and it felt so wholesome coming from my little angel. That child is precious and if anyone ever tries to hurt her I swear to god they will not live to see the next day

[joshpeck]

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.

[starlightandtears]

Aggshdhskajsjs

[shiftythrifting]

I think about this shirt every day, I saw it in a goodwill in NYC and my mother didn’t let me buy it. I regret not buying him every day

[catchymemes]

[observingmbti]

The Types Reacting to an Insult

Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ

Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ

Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ

Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,

Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP

Laughs and agrees: INTP

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[asian]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]