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ryan-sometimes

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

netherworldpost

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

slightlylazyeye

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

aptronyms

waddle doo moodboard

iamoutofideas

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

trashboat

notkatniss

feraligatr

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

feraligatr

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers:

me: i need to use the Bathroom

waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

feraligatr

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vltra7-deactivated20231230

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

saiasus

lmaonade

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

yehudah

hermitjwolf29-deactivated202106

i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.

outofcontextfistofthenorthstar

wickedwitchtit-deactivated20200

me saying what’s up to my old math tutor who tried to fight me in high school bc I made out w his girlfriend but then I went to college and realized that my sexual frustration and promiscuity was centered around my denied homosexuality and then I came out and went back home for thanksgiving and went to target and saw him in the videogame section and remembered he joined the army and got huge and hot and i said what’s up Andrew