weevilyweevilthings

18, they/them, bespectacled autistic entity, cat parent🍉 #saveshadowandbone #savelockwoodandco

[herr-melin]

meep.

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

he really came out and just said “e”

[oogaboogaspookyman]

e

[northern-punk-lad]

Disabled children have the right to privacy stop sharing them online

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[i-am-a-fish]

everyday my body wants me to eat food, so I eat food. then the next day my body wants me to eat more food. what in the fuck hell

[ab-ggg]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[medusaslover]

He's currently having the worst time at disney land

[scull-fucked]

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[bebsi-cola]

all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount

[fernacular]

Look all i’m saying is that in seven years of running a free clinic in Dark town Anders must have delivered at least a few babies.

(this has been in my drafts for forever, I’ve always been planning on improving it but y’know what? screw it.)

[captainlordauditor]

i love how exhausted mama looks

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

What do you bet there are like 6 kids in Darktown named after him?

So imagine one day the Templars get a tip that the infamous Anders lives at such-and-such place in Darktown. So they go there, and there’s just a family of elves. They ask for Anders, and the frightened elf parents bring out a 4-year-old girl.

“She isn’t a mage, is she?” asks the father, worriedly. “I haven’t seen her do anything magicky.”

The templars mumble apologies and wonder how they’re going to explain this to Meredith.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

oh goodness my heart.

[steakcy]

FenHawke 2025

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol