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My new e-book, Well Wishes From A Sick Girl, is available for pre-order at a 75% discount!

Get it for only 99¢ until October 13th, 2019!

Available HERE

Or, if you live outside the US, just search for Styna Lane on whichever Amazon site is local to you!

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How could we find such light, find such life, out in the dark?

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I’ll see you soon.

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And maybe that’s enough.

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And I can finally stop screaming.

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huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

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Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive

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You already have the key 🗝

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Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

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Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

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Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

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Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

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Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

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Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this.

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Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

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Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

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And that’s why you make my knees weak.

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catchymemes

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Finding you was such a fortunate accident.

Not like a car crash.

More like how you might trip over your own feet, and fall and bruise your knee, and while you’re down there you find a dusty old envelope under the couch, and in that dusty old envelope you find your Great Aunt Mildred’s long-lost last will and testament, and in your Great Aunt Mildred’s long-lost last will and testament you find that she left you her floral-print tea set, which you know is infinitely better than the mansion she left to your cousin Becky, because that floral-print tea set harbors every warm and happy summer day from your childhood, and also the mansion has black mold in the basement so you really came out on top here.