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Melissa 27. she/her Az. I'm here and im queer. I'm trying.

[azamansource]

this kitten. actually three apples tall x

[harsleywrites]

Lestat: reads minds, stops time, speaks telepathically, levitates, drinks blood, heals wounds with his own blood

Louis: He got tricks is all!

[e-lizabear]

louis was sooo horny for that man he was overlooking absolutely crazy shit left and right

news full of mysterious deaths and louis was just like, “it was a cold winter that year and lestat was my coal fire :)”

meanwhile louis’s coal fire was, like, off-putting and weird wearing clothes from another century showing all kinds of supernatural powers

new in town after a decade underground with akasha and still crashing out allllll over the place, like messy religious trauma breakdowns over dinner with the potential in-laws crazy

and louis was just like, “haha wild dinner right? don’t worry about that paul just hates it when people stop time and speak in his head anyway if you want to have a weird threesome rn i could be talked into it like soooo easily”

like this man thought lestat might have killed his brother for over two decades and DID NOT ASK because he didn’t wanna know

louis de pointe du lac has always always always, from the first ep, seen only what he wanted to see

if you get his dick hard enough he will steadfastly ignore the absolute most troubling shit, i love him so so so much

[paedme-deactivated20171016]

what makes me angry is how a female character has like a list of 117 things she ought to fullfill in order to be liked by the fandom but with males it’s like.. here’s a bad attitude and a strong jawline you’re good to go

[cuppydogshane]

in one hand i hold shane happy and then in the other shane go apeshit and im taking bites from both dumplings

[weird-goodbyes]

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

[weird-goodbyes]

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

[softbratxoxoxo]

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

[mapswithoutwyoming]

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[space-bakery]

my late contribution to 2014 blogging

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[therozanov]

2.05 | 3.04

[rainbow-femme]

I love confident smart competent Svetlana, but I do also need her to be a little bit pathetic and for a big part of her friendship with Ilya to be them lamenting how shit they are at relationships

Svetlana: RED ALERT

Svetlana: GENERATIONAL FUMBLE

Ilya: You asked about their favorite hockey team and then spent fifteen minutes roasting it didn’t you

Svetlana: I thought it was friendly banter and then he went to the bathroom and didn’t come back

Ilya: It’s not banter if you’re the only one talking and he’s sitting there silently weeping into his Bud Light

Svetlana: Remember when you told Jane how much you liked fucking me while trying to lock it down?

Ilya: 🖕😘

Svetlana: 🖕😘

[kosmogrl]