Excelsior

Safe as life- Ronan Lynch

[acomaflove]

Rhysand after winning a ton of money for betting Feyre would survive fighting the worm:

[nonbinaryparrish]

trc as tiktoks: part one

[solavei]

today, i offer you this. tomorrow? who knows. part 13

[study-van]

23.02.2020

I just want to go out there and start living in a cottage in a forest but alas, I have to study the political currents and events that resulted in WW2.

🎧bts,ON

[performingxdreams]

Blue and Noah alone in Monmouth

[pynchme-awake]

remember when gansey exposed Ronan for singing in Irish music competitions and blue and adam lost their shit 

[charles-macaulay]

gansey: you think i enjoy being mother hen to all of you?

blue:

adam:

noah:

ronan:

henry:

gansey: okay fine, it’s like crack to me

[this-vicinityof-insanity]

Opal *points at Chainsaw*: Halloween Eagle

Ronan: no-

Adam: just let her talk. She’s on to something

[cynicaloldbat]

Today, I made my first meme. 

I don’t know if anyone has made this joke yet. I apologize if it has. I’m new to the fandom. 

[theravenncycle]

The Raven Cycle characters as John Mulaney quotes

Gansey: “I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting”

“you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”

Blue: “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”

“I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under”

Ronan: “sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all”

“I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars”

Adam: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die”

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine”

Noah: “I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here”

“What’s new pussycat?”

Henry: “I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect”

“I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing”

Bonus:

Kavinsky: “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”

Maura: “this is an office…” *looks at Ronan and Adam* “could be a nursery”

Mr. Gray: “one black coffee”

Malory: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds”

[pynches]

an insight into blue’s snapchat

[merlinisnotover]

reminder that my favorite line from TRC is still 

“All this time Blue had worried about how Gansey was going to die, and it turned out she was going to strangle him.”

[rememberingnoah]

Blue Sargent, paranoid intellectual: My true love will die if I kiss them

Noah Czerny, smudgy opportunist:

[yeehawdickthree]

I feverishly made this

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

drama queen levels of The Raven Cycle

Gansey = stops breathing if his car is insulted

Adam = I will sacrifice myself for everyone any time just ask pls no I’d love to just ask ok ask now

Noah = says “I’ve been dead for 7 years” when asked if he just. wants. to. eat. pizza

Ronan = if anything happens to my baby bird I will kill you all and then myself

Blue = says “I hate Raven Boys” and then collects 4, the whole set, loves them so much

[thelonlierversionofyou]

[marchivists]

you know what? no one in the gangsey knows how to work a wii. it takes them at least 70 years to turn it on and then blue and gansey can’t figure out how to get the cursor to show up on the screen. ronan doesn’t put the safety strap of the controller on tight enough and it flies at the tv and breaks it. adam takes the wii fit test and gets an infinity symbol. no one can beat noah in tennis even though he’s literally dead. it’s chaos