ugh.

bouncy ball of anxiety and self loathing

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[layoutarabian]

a 13.95 with a fall seems a little high but i have no idea what’s happening

[do-naughts]

nvm a 7.75 E with a fall is extremely high

[we-kant-even]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen so far

[twoflipstwotwists]

so Love Birt’s full name is actually Lovelee Birt?? this poor child

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

[thebibliomancer]

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

[khaustic]

At its peak, funding NASA returned 8 dollars to the economy for every dollar it was given and singlehandedly advanced technology by decades. The money doesn’t get launched into space: all the benefits stay here.

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

THANK

[theriversdaughter]

Fuck this “Cut science and art because poor people exist!” bullshit.  Make fucking rich people pay their damned taxes.  That *ALONE* solves the vast majority of the problems.  Make employers hire more people, not keep condensing job duties into more and more single positions (some of us are getting sick of doing the work of three people on barely the salary for one of them).  Demand pay rates increase so that EVERYONE with a job makes enough to support themselves.  Demand better health care, so that people don’t lose their homes and jobs because someone in their family got fucking cancer, or chronic illness, or severe injury.   Science isn’t the problem.  The problem is capitalism and greed.

[magicaleggplant]

6.9.2018 Han’s weibo update with Nobu at Denis Ten & Friends

[figureskating-in-color]

This is the BEST thing we are going to see this season. Gold medal decided. Everyone else, go home! 

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[whitepeopletwitter]

Many people should realize this.

[toastbutteregg]

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[jasper-rolls]

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

[tanoraqui]

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off #watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched #from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times #and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me #my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs

[queernuck]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

http://columbusasas.org/

We can’t even pay teachers properly in the first place

The American education system is broken

[moomyclam]

This is heartbreaking

[destinyrush]

Did CNN just endorse child labor? 🤔

[dantesinfernape]

late stage capitalism

[11knives-deactivated20171005]

Time to start over

[twoflipstwotwists]

@uclagymnastics: Thank you to all of the courageous survivors who have spoken out. @UCLAGymnastics & @OU_WGymnastics are proud to call these five exceptional women members of our Bruin & Sooner families.

[deannahongproductions]

One of my favorite videos I’ve ever produced. So thankful for all of the athletes who were so game to come together and put this together. So thankful for UCLA Gymnastics and OU Gymnastics for trusting me to put this together. So thankful for the opportunity to show my support in putting this together. And above all, so thankful to these five amazing women, and ALL survivors who have been speaking out and creating true change in our world.

[ginamarie135]

Thank you Deanna!

[fuck-usag]

@deannahongproductions I’m bawling right now 

[portmanteaurian]

Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta - CityNews

A health-conscious mom and daughter say they purchased an expensive vitamin product at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart, only to find the bottle filled with dry penne pasta. Anna Bauer-Ross says she bought the bottle of Greens+ capsules on Tuesday from the Shoppers at Spadina Road and Dupont Street for a total of $50.81. When …

Bauer-Ross headed back to the Shoppers the next day with her receipt and says the manager offered a full refund, or exchange. She accepted an exchange under the condition that she could open the bottle in the store. When she did, she says it was also filled with pasta.

The flummoxed store manager then snatched a third bottle off the shelf and popped the cap, only to find more dried penne. A fourth bottle yielded a similar result.

[gwenfrankenstien]

ive been laughing uncontrollably about this story for a good five minutes or so

[onemillionspiders]

you know at first the manager’s just thinking she took out the pills and added the penne, and when she opened the second bottle in the store his mind just went 

it wasn’t her?

[mylifeasaserver]

My first suspicion would have been she did it too. 

An exchange would be a surprise.

But this? What the hell.

[i-cant-unsee-the-horror]

Holy shit. I’m cackling.

Those vitamins were….

Impastas. 😂😂😂