*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?
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*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?
Armand learns about the modern day practice of handing out valentines and makes one for Daniel that says "I find you decaptivating" or some shit
i personally think they should kiss it out on the subject of not wanting to hear each other's names ✿♥‿♥✿
made a full edit about this bc i engage with them normally https://youtu.be/hOvT3nFC-sI?is=jumUGOQubEzdp6-w
extremely funny that armand has Multiple times said "guys please 😔 i forget i can read minds when I'm in love, please 😔😔😔😔😔" and literally no one believes him everytime
Fareed clearly signed up to take part in some medical malpractice but didn’t realise he had agreed to work with Jigsaw.
‘I never thought Jigsaw would turn MY experiment into a saw trap’ cried the man who was hired by Jigsaw inc
armand wearing one of daniel’s old band t-shirts that’s a size too big with his hair in a loose ponytail ON MY DESK NOW
Okay okay!
lestat's version of the theater box is more accurate not because of the snide dismissal of armand's "i love you" that's lestat bullshitting but because i 100000% believe they bickered like that. the bitchy little comments in between discussing nicki's playing like divorced parents. sniping at each other with "you're the actor manager. manage" / "you are his maker. make him" now that's the kind of catfight neither of them are above when it comes to each other. armand's version is more accurate because they totally fucked in that box.
armand during the devil’s minion era: i need some enrichment [stalking and psychosexually torturing daniel] in my enclosure [failmarriage to louis]
LIGHT + madeleine looking at claudia daniel looking at armand louis looking at lestat
It's hilarious that Armand and Daniel are each other's manic pixie dream girl if you think about it.
Armand is Daniel's because Daniel is this cynical, emotionally constipated, lonely journalist who's terrified of living an ordinary life, never making his mark on the world, and never truly mattering to anyone. Then he gets completely mesmerized by one scary, deranged vampire. Next thing you know, he's following him around the world, losing his mind, making increasingly questionable life choices, and eventually begging the vampire to turn him so they can become even more codependent for eternity.
But Daniel is also Armand's.
Armand has spent centuries trapped in the same cycles, playing the same roles, living in a prison of his own making. He's bored to death with Louis, feels rejected and unloved, and has pretty much resigned himself to the idea that this is all there is. Then this loud, nosy human shows up. At first Daniel just seems like a harmless source of entertainment and somewhere to dump a few centuries' worth of pent-up rage. Except Daniel refuses to be intimidated, keeps challenging him, and somehow ends up becoming the most interesting thing that's happened to him in decades.
More importantly, Daniel gives Armand something he's spent his entire life looking for and almost never received: warm, sincere, unconditional love. He also brings him joy, freedom, optimism, and a glimpse of a life that isn't defined by fear, performance, or obligation, things Armand has always struggled to find within himself.
The really endearing part is that if you asked either of them to tell the story of their romance, they'd cast themselves as the boring, lonely, helpless one whose life got completely swept away by the most fascinating, powerful, chaotic, irresistible person they'd ever met. They both worship the other while looking down on themselves. They both see themselves as the ordinary one who got caught in the other's orbit, powerless to resist. They're both convinced they were the NPC until the other one showed up and made them the protagonist.
This dynamic and way of seeing each other, however romantic, is also the source of their main conflict because when Daniel begs Armand for the Dark Gift, Armand tragically refuses. Daniel sees Armand as this extraordinary being he desperately wants to become and spend eternity with, but Armand worships Daniel's humanity so much that all he can think is, "No. You're too good. I won't ruin you by turning you into someone like me."
when you ask a girl how she is and she says she's fine but actually she can't stop thinking about the missing year post-Daniel's turning because Armand says it's been three years since Dubai but Daniel says it's been two years of abandonment so what does that mean huh? what does it all mean?
I have been charmed by this guy here some art of his gay ass
I would like to express how fucking funny Marius was to me at Lestat's dream "concert" for his past victims, the way he sat there quietly with this indulgent, slightly condescending smile on his face, as though he were looking at a particularly ambitious school project. This is Marius, every moment of his life. Christopher Heyerdahl's got it nailed down.
We've yet to see Armand wearing rings. Evil.