Loki'd

This is the summation of my humor.

[only-cat-memes]

[falsedetective]

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

[falsedetective]

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable

[soft-niku-and-sake]

Love whenever Luffy uses his cute little whiny voice on Zoro.

[mysouleaten]

OHHHH MY BABYYYY :(((((

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[thrawns-backrest]

this post inspired me

tbh I'd be pissing myself in Kallus' place

[moonimii]

Skrunp video for the skrimp enjoyers out there

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[not-mrs-cake]

He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.

[worm-on-a-blog]

holy shit

[emziess]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King dir. Peter Jackson

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[the-zenith-calls]

pov thrawn is your commanding officer but you have an astigmatism

[itstherocketeer]

there’s nothing about this gif i don’t like

[sueslayer]

everybody collectively forgot how to star wars

[northernlightdreaming]

^

[kaijuno]

[do-you-got-a-booty-loki]

Whelp. Back to my roots. RIP TikTok

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Woke up from the type of deep slumber that would put Smaug himself to shame to make this.

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[re-bogwitch]

Saying “nor I will be responsible for his fate” about Bilbo was really fucked up of Thorin, considering that after his death Bilbo’s fate is to sit at home yearning for the Lonely Mountain, stuck reminiscing on a kindly-edited retelling of the greatest adventure of his life because the real story hurts too much. Unable to move on, never marrying, always yearning for a life he could’ve had. Pretty messy of you to do that, Oakenbro

[chellilonaaphra]

Rebels Appreciation Week 2021

Favorite Antagonist ➡ Grand Admiral Thrawn

“I am a warrior, Your Majesty. A warrior may retreat. He does not flee. He may lie in ambush. He does not hide. He may experience victory or defeat. He does not cease to serve.”