Thorin x Bilbo

Blog dedicated to everything Bagginshield related.

[ooowyn]

so @temporoyales and I did a 2-man art… swap? thing? LOL we did the sketch - lines - color meme but it was only two of us so we did what we could. This was my lines and color on their own!  If you wanna see the meme, take a look here! Also, this was released on Patreon quite a while ago! Come take a look to see some other art that’s currently only posted there! 

[mithrilbikini]

dealing with nosy neighbors like

[brglhobbit]

[brglhobbit]

A pile

[simamisgrape]

Listened to the audiobook and I find it hilarious that the main reason Bilbo decided to join was out of spite

[raventhrush]

While I'm still working on the next chapter of FJL I had some days off and my brain came up with a silly servant AU where Bilbo enters the mountain looking for work only to be forced to wear the smallest size women's uniform as there was nothing else in his size. He got the job because he proved he could be very silent, and the Crown Prince doesn't like getting disturbed while he's writing his emo cringe harp music. The crown prince is known for going through servant after servant, but maybe Bilbo will do better.

Thorin is a bit of a nerdy shut-in in this AU and Bilbo is not at all impressed at his terrible attempts to make conversation. Thorin not realizing he's actually a man (because no beard and he hasn't met Hobbit's before) treats him like he would treat a lady that he would like to impress, while both in the bg experiencing a internal crisis as he was sure he only exclusively was into 1) men and only Dwarrow before. Yet now there is this cute Hobbit lass walking around in his quarters and he really doesn't know what to do with himself.

Bilbo tried to tell him he was not actually a lass, but no one listened and now he just runs for it as it's really not at all that bad to be a women inside a Dwarven Mountain. It's fun actually to see the grass from the other side. And over time Bilbo gets more confident in both his masculine self and the fact that he now for a while wears dresses.

Also Thorin keeps calling him my fair lady and that's just very amusing to Bilbo. Thorin is a terrible flirt and despite Bilbo not minding the attention. They're both really really aware of their difference in class and that's the real problem here.

T: *Attempts to make conversation*👉👈 B: oh man, this guy really needs to TOUCH SOME GRASS, he has like NO game.😆

so Bilbo takes him out of the mountain. And Thorin having never met Hobbits before is like just like. Ah this must be what Hobbit ladies are like. Ah this must be what Hobbit ladies are like. Meanwhile Bilbo is still very much displaying masculine behavior. even tho he's a lad. 😜

Anyway it's all just an excuse to draw bilbo in a bunch of different cute servant-esque dresses. Let this bird self indulge once in a while, ok?

[30arkenstone]

[ooowyn]

i love uiko46’s drawings so much... the botfa fuzzy thorin makes me so sad and want to give him a hug. hang in there mouse bilbo

[inchells]

When Bilbo’s not home. for radiorcrist, since it was her idea!!!

[radioproxy]

Bilbo is 10000000% done with these two

[tosquinha]

But then Shire Au suddenly becomes Band AU

[deltark]

more sketches from my angsty dragonsick thorin au and bilbo redesign

[deltark]

unfinished angsty bagginshield comic

[rutobuka2]

we love dragon Thorin 🐉

[lesbian-aunt]

Imagine once after Thorin has recovered from his injuries, Balin approaches Bilbo solemly to ask if he could sign the appropriate paperwork now that they finally have some time, and he and Thorin seemed to have worked everything out, presenting him with the marriage contract. Bilbo just stares, going completely white before storming off to the sick bay, kicking the door open and yelling, "Thorin Oakenshield, did you marry me without bothering to tell me?!"

[kaciart]

I like to imagine Thorin took Azogs blade thru his shoulder.Imagine Dwalin clearing his throat and Thorins like ‘oh err..I couldnt sleep’

‘I’ve been standing here for 5 minutes Thorin. And you’ve not taken your eyes off our burglar for at least 4 and a half minutes of those’

‘Perhaps I was making sure he didnt steal away’

And Dwalin comes over and sits on the edge of Thorins bed and says 'Im almost certain Bilbo has stolen all he’s wanted from you’ And Thorins like duurrrr - the Arkenstone?? Dwalin sighs exasperated before tapping Thorin’s chest

Thorins like 'i dont get it… D:’

'You will’

[blckbnnt]

I love it when Hobbit fanfics destroy the entire plot of LOTR by having Bilbo just. Not go back to the shire

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

For research purposes, is there a flower bouquet that means “I love you but will never tell you I can tell you through flowers because you’re not smart enough to decipher it”? For research purposes…

[edgyandoverzealous]

So doing light research, cause I had a rough night and can't sleep, my best guess is red roses (or red tulips for harder decipher) , daisies, poppy, geranium, southernwood (to keep the light-heartedness of you're too dumb to figure it out) holly, honeysuckle, and gardenia

[edgyandoverzealous]

Bagginshieldcore btw

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

The original purpose of this post being recognized brings me joy

[lavenderbagginshield]

The receiver (Thorin) after going to the end of the world (the Shire) to decipher the meaning of the flowers, coming back all ragged and flustered to yell at the sender (Bilbo): "'I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT?' SERIOUSLY? YOU COULD NOT SAY THAT TO MY FACE???"

[abemusedobsessive]

Bilbo (who has been told what the mithril mail was about): "Well you couldn't say it to my face either!"

[lavenderbagginshield]

Thorin, with unkingly voice: "THAT WAS NOT AN 'I LOVE YOU', THAT WAS A 'MARRY ME'', THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"

[abemusedobsessive]

Bilbo, getting more heated: "The 'I love you' should come before the 'marry me,' you aboslute buffoon!"

[lavenderbagginshield]

Balin, taking his cup of tea from his mouth: so, can I start sending the invitations to the wedding, or do you two still need another year to figure it out?

[officalaugustisdead]

I love this you guys dont understand

[anastheseus]

after-battle