Do Any Of Us Even Know?

Honestly.

[doggoswoofwoof]

Pov:

you and your best friend are exploring a abandoned house. you hear faint country music as you enter a bedroom. You approach the closet door, and open it.

Then you see him,

Shia LaBeouf

listening to "bring down the house" by Dean Brody at full volume.

Your life is complete

[doanyofusevenknow]

I tried to sing this to the tune of the Shia Labeouf song but it just wasn't working

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom found out that you could put kids up for adoption and get paid for it, so she decided she could sacrifice me because my transitioning had cost her too much. I was being driven to my new family in the back of the truck and I found out Kevin Hart adopted me to gain “experience” on teenagers for his younger, biological children.

[doanyofusevenknow]

What wattpad book is this?

[doanyofusevenknow]

A new poem format

(4/4/1/5/5) example:

I enjoy cheese

I smell like beef

BOI

After school party?

Um, no. How 'bout sleep?

[best-of-inspirobot]

[doanyofusevenknow]

Did a dragon write this?

[doanyofusevenknow]

[doanyofusevenknow]

I want someone to animate Bo Burnham's 'Left Brain Right Brain' but it's sung by these two:

I think it's pretty obvious which is which...

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[doanyofusevenknow]

[doanyofusevenknow]

A story generated by the Wattpad comments section:

Once upon a time in a dark hole lived the gardener who butchered a kid daily and ate…

(to be continued)

[doanyofusevenknow]

their mum's cat and danced the cha-cha and the dorito burned Kirishima. One afternoon he tried... (this is were the participants started attaching each other because none of them can form actual sentences)

[doanyofusevenknow]

A story generated by the Wattpad comments section:

Once upon a time in a dark hole lived the gardener who butchered a kid daily and ate...

(to be continued)

[doanyofusevenknow]

The harvest is bountiful this year.

[doanyofusevenknow]

Hey girl, you can call me Jack Skelington because all my friends are here in an instant and gone in a flash *starts sobbing* what does it mean? What does it mean?!?

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[doanyofusevenknow]

I have this adorable stuffed lion that I bought from an op shop for an assignment, but when that assessment piece was done I couldn't get rid of him.

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[doanyofusevenknow]

Me: fuck my depression!

Me: I'm gonna go out!!

Me: and I'm gonna have fun!!!

My friends: *ignore me*

My friends: *brush me off*

My friends: *leave me alone with my thoughts*

Me:

[mangosfroot-deactivated20210322]

You just lost The Game.

You’re welcome and have a great day!

[doanyofusevenknow]

=π=

[doanyofusevenknow]

*slams down a reverse card* take it back now y'all!