My Random Stuff

This blog seriously has no particular direction

[princesconsuela]

[bryancroidragon]

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

[purpleheroine]

That’s even better

[diarygirls]

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

you put it into words

[thefederalistfreestyle]

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watch the full video on twitter!

[thechamberofsecrets]

has been opened

[enemiesofthe-heir]

shit

[professorgilderoy-lockhart]

don’t worry i’ve got this

[harry-ron-andhermione-blog]

no fuck you 

[gi-nnyweasley]

can someone help me rn

[woahdenkirk-blog]

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

[trollitics]

How Hillary met Bill: the greatest love story of our time

[cetras-moved-deactivated2019061]

[irishthings]

Reason #23424 to love TG4

[securityunit-ese]

Hahah I love this!

Especially those last two very important commands at the end :D

[robinade]

I don’t think anyone should be allowed to dislike dobermans after this video

[critcallylowhp]

@themadqueenrose

[theguilteaparty]

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

[theguilteaparty]

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.

[asunsetdream]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

I need to know about the mac n cheese

[star-spangled-jackass]

guys we need 1mil

[digg]

[ppter]

Is this an art exhibit jesus christ

[postllimit]

“tender, it’s how people meat”

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

STOP

[lol-post]

[fuks]

[courageous-sloth-blog1]

When you clean your act up, but not your mirror.

[timelocked]

[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

[salty-disposition]

Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet

[ithelpstodream]

[moonshinemonty]

the appropriate response

[andrewarhol]

a concept: me, in bed with many blankets, the windows are frosted but i am toasty, my homework complete and i fully understand the material