nochnoj blog

18+ NSFW blog. mostly for reblogs. Swear I'm a switch this website just caters to bottoms

[dobrijnocka]

I feel like the shit I reblog here would give a reader unfamiliar with me personally a wild and incredibly funny impression of what gender, sex, and sexual orientation I am, but I also could not give any less shit about explaining any of that to strangers on the internet so good fucking luck

[softistdom]

thinking about intelligent subs with oral fixations. such smart little things whose brains turn into mush once they have fingers in their mouth.

[sluttyscorpio]

what’s a little sexual torture between mutuals

[giveherswords]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

[marxism-transgenderism]

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

[marxism-transgenderism]

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

[ace-trainer-alice]

it's important that you always prepare a coherent argument for why you shouldn't undo it. the panicked look on its face as you present your argument and it very briefly believes that you're going to keep it like this forever is perhaps one of the cutest expressions in the world.

[starryeyesmasc]

haha nice cocky confident attitude dude I sure hope it doesn’t crumble the second a girl gets her hands on you and finds out you’ve been clinging to the dregs of your restraint all evening and now you’re nothing but flushed cheeks, molten want, desperate sounds and whiny, breathless pleas you’re only half hoping she doesn’t hear

[kigoh-neko]

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[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[dobrijnocka]

The way it immediately gets a tentacle around the shark's snout always get me.

[needybimbopuppy]

being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[humiliationvictim]

[mollyjames]

[dobrijnocka]

Sure thing, tumblr user humiliationvictim

[painyouneed]

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[kigoh-neko]

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[kigoh-neko]

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[ashenmind]

a bit soap and water is what you need for the vast majority of cuts and scrapes but peroxide and alcohol live in people’s minds because the pain feels cleaner