I've got this covered for the Booth of us.

[doc-boothable]

From GP Vegas. Flip Bolas!

[doc-boothable]

Yeah, I can only play White, Green and Blue. I have Rakdos Intolerance.

[doc-boothable]

Why isn’t nail polish called finger paint?

[hazoret]

[doc-boothable]

Did I do it right?

[dasebeleren]

Remember when Very Cryptic Command was revealed and all of us (including me) were all “where’s the joke”? 

We’ve been played like a damn fiddle. 

Source:

Source:

[murrkrow-deactivated20180612]

WHAT

[thetunnelingcat]

its not the only card with more than one rules text

[murrkrow-deactivated20180612]

WHAT!!!!

[transgirl-link]

This is insanity

[doc-boothable]

This is perfect

[doc-boothable]

Introduced in last night’s D&D session Helena Hot Hands, Tiefling Masseuse, proprietor of Deeper Pleasures. “Legitimate Massage. No, Seriously, stop asking”

[doc-boothable]

A tavern in a D&D setting that has the tradition of smashing cups/mugs/glasses to show approval/order more.

A 1st level apprentice Wizard whose job it is to cast the Mending cantrip on the shattered drinkware all day for minimum wage.

The sound of broken glass echoes from the front room, they deflate, and sigh.

“Mom said I could’ve been a cleric, but no I had to go to Wizard School.”

They hold up their hands, showing countless scars and barely-healed cuts.

“You have to wash the shards first, before you put it back together, otherwise gunk gets into the pieces, and then people get sick, and well, that can’t happen, and no matter how careful you are, you’re handling slippery shards of broken glass and there are so many and you have to go so fast to keep up and at some point you mess up, and what do you know, new battle scar.”

Quietly, to them self, “Coulda had a full ride to Cleric College, but no, I wanted to pay my own tuition, work my way through Wizard School...”

They trail off, then look back at the party.

“Anyway, cellar’s through there, boss said you were doing something about the giant rats, yeah? Well, get to it.”

[dissonant-aria]

How to win a game of Magic without playing a game of Magic.

[dissonant-aria]

Activate vapors a billion times, then protect. Opponent Mills out barring any platinum angel or alt win cards.

[island-delver-go]

That is hilarious and I now want to win a game of legacy by doing this

[dyslexian-obliterator]

can someone tell me how this works exactly

[straxaerioeragous]

I’m pretty sure you can’t do this but let’s ask @magicjudge

[magicjudge]

You can do this, sure, but there’s nothing stopping your opponent from activating Lethal Vapors an equal number of times as well.

[maris-solstice]

Honestly despite the drawback it’s hilarious.

[doc-boothable]

So what you’re saying is, you just need a Grand Abolisher in play first.

[zomburai]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Goblin Test Pilot is now creature type Pilot

[dasebeleren]

The most important update

[doc-boothable]

still can’t crew vehicles tho

[hazoret]

Hey guys I’m potentially doing a thing. 

Started kicking around the idea of a Dark Souls humor comic that I just work on as vent art when I feel like it. Might do more as ideas come. We’ll see :D

[hazoret]

Oops another one.

[buzzfeed]

[objectdreams]

imdb parental advisory

written using a predictive text emulator

source: parental advisories for 100 most popular movies of 2015

[maxknightley]

okay I need to watch this hypothetical film though

[trans-mouse]

Tag yourself I’m “the main character explode and is killed in the first scene in the movie”

[doc-boothable]

Well, Kezzi is “the main character is the only reason why this movie contains lots of swearing”

[decepticonfetti]

Eeveelutions are finished.

Taking a break before I start on the bugs.

[doc-boothable]

Which bugs you planning on?

[decepticonfetti]

What if Leafeon’s colors changed with the seasons?

[doc-boothable]

Gibe. Gibe now.

And Espeon/Umbreon glow more or less depending on time of day?

[theresyouranswerfishbulb]

Finally finished with this print for MetroCon!