Il a deux trous rouges au côté droit

Aletheie - 26 - med student (derogatory) - she/any pronouns

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[teaboot]

Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day

[dear-ao3]

[hit-buck-with-a-car]

im tired of this grandpa

[sleepypeachii]

the french women and the swans by louis icart (1940) 🦢

[sm-baby]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[wizardshark]

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

[explorerrowan]

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

[yogg-saron]

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Max is an adult now

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[headspace-hotel]

"Alaska is a place known to the public, so setting a novel in a Alaska is not copyrightable."

[barbwritesstuff]

I'm giggling. This is so sassy.

[smallswingshoes]

"That was a lot of reading." lmao

[vaspider]

Oh, that is a VERY irritated judge.

[romcommunist]

hey...the failed trump assassination made me think about how I missed my shot with you and how I haven't been right in the head ever since. hope you're doing okay

[romcommunist]

this was for the ear one. I learned about the one today in April 2026 because the post started going around again

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

The one tricky thing about consuming media from any other culture or time is that you usually don't know if the characters are named:

John Smith

Percival FitzFancy

Extremely Decade/Era Specific Girl's Name

No One In Their Right Mind Would Name a Human That

Thinly Veiled Hint That They Are a Deity/Evil

And unless a character specifically references it or the translator helps you out, you just won't know. "Of course, Evil McEvilson was evil!" "How was I supposed to know that Vel Mevelkin meant that?!?"

Even just knowing if a name is common in that time, if it's a rich person or poor person name, if it indicates their parents didn't value them as much. So much meaning can be in names.

[bethanydelleman]

I find it very interesting that The Witcher book series translated the bard's name as Dandelion while the live action series called him Jaskier and that's a huge difference to me. Jaskier sounds like a fancy old timey name and Dandelion is, you know. He's named for a common weed flower. Also the actual Polish translates to "buttercup" just to add another layer. And I have no idea if that's a normal name for a guy in Polish either way. Given that it was the only name translated literally, I suspect not.

[sorrysomethingwentwrong]

"Piscinas Olaistas"

Diango Hernandez Art

[eyeballapproved]

Diango Hernández Instagram

[weaselishmcdiesel]

you know who you are

[cannedcream]

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[screenshotsofdespair]