[odin-n-out]

Guys Im be honest. I dont think there’s “male blindness” or “field of vision difference between genders”. I just think women know where everything is because they’re the ones who put it away.

[prismatic-bell]

I'm gonna disagree simply based on the number of guys who stand right in the middle of the grocery aisle and stare blankly at the shelf for two or three minutes while I say "excuse me" at ever-louder volumes until I finally say YO and then they look surprised there are other people in the grocery store, a place that famously contains multiple people.

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[fuck-customers]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[peetamellarkenjoyer1]

lesbian mulder pfp i know that’s right

[starg2zerlion]

Good rule of thumb is the more people of different backgrounds you know, the harder it becomes to dehumanize them, so its a really good thing to meet people from different backgrounds, and anyone telling you that people from x culture or y country you really shouldnt interact with probably dont have your best interest in mind

[spacepetals]

[phyllisdietrichsonswig]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty

[bittersweetblasphemy]

Priest Kink less in the way of wanting to be dominated by a religious figure and more in the way that i drive a holy man to sin at my command and if he dares to try to repent i remind him in whatever way i see fit that he doesn't belong to god anymore.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.