Getting Out of Dodge

Dodger (xe/xem) • personal blog mid30s • anticapitalist • queer Social Justice Werewolf 🇺🇸 • 🇵🇷

[dodger-thirteen]

It is not my fault. It is my problem and my responsibility, but it is not my fault. I did not do this to myself, nor did I deserve it, but I do owe it to myself to manage it.

[dodger-thirteen]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[dodger-thirteen]

Me: I am werewolf coded.

Them: What does that mean?

Me: ...Honestly, if you didn't get that right away, idk how to explain it to you.

[sashasurname]

tag your trans types (≤3)

[sashasurname]

Due to popular demand, we have added more types!

[euniexenoblade]

Well, with the additionals, I'm clearly Mommy Maid

[sashasurname]

okay this is the Final one! its been fun everyone! (next up is the strengths and resistances... sigh)

[bdigfreakingwooper]

theorycrafting type interactions

Knight

- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter

- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)

- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)

- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)

... I'm going to stop before I spend an hour on this actually

[zoyasayshi]

you may be unwilling to spend hours of your life on this, but I am the best procrastinator to ever do it. I'll see you with a type chart in a couple of hours

[zoyasayshi]

strengths and resistances anyone? (spreadsheet link for higher res)

green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage

red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage

black is Immune, dealing 0 damage

empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage

so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:

4x damage from Goddess and Handler

2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut

1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard

0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien

and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.

If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.

If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person

Was this worth 6 hours of my life?

Yes. I would do anything for the beautiful transgender women in my phone 💜

[sashasurname]

oh my stars, you actually did it.

I went to sleep and woke up and its done.. wow

thanks and well done!

[flareonfloof]

@geckyjuno made a type calculator for ease of use

[maidslime]

I think it's fun my previous blog is in this chain. Anyways, still maid mommy :)

[dodger-thirteen]

I am deeply upset that there is no "wolf" so I cannot be myself: a were- wolf.

[dodger-thirteen]

BDSM/Kink Shit I Had to Explain to My Therapist This Morning

What I mean when I say "I want to break that man"

Feral

Pegging

Nuances of informed consent when in an altered state of consciousness (e.g., drunk, high)

Switch

Predator/prey role play

Werewolf coded

Fun fact: that last one, I described myself as very werewolf coded, and she just paused thoughtfully and was like, "Yes, I can see that."

[dodger-thirteen]

More BDSM/Kink Shit I Had to Explain to My Therapist This Morning (+ Beyond!)

Dominant

Dominant-for-Dominant

FetLife

Munches

Switches (revisited)

Polyamory/Ethical Non-Monogamy

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to date the last fictional character u downloaded how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

illegal

questionable

results

Voting ended onJun 18

[berryblitzgirl]

I'm so sorry Wilson...

[averinna]

Wowie

[dodger-thirteen]

...I win.

[flawlessassholes]

🍀 it’s a lucky max! reblog for max luck 🍀

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[dancinbutterfly]

Progress.

Onwards!

[onthedriftinthetardis]

I can't access the full paper, but their conclusion is right there in the abstract:

While transgender women exhibited higher lean mass than cisgender women, their physical fitness was comparable. Current evidence is mostly low certainty and has heterogenous quality but does not support theories of inherent athletic advantages for transgender women over cisgender.

[apollosfallen]

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

[apollosfallen]

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[darkfyretheumbrawitchisback-dea]

RABBITS! RABBITS! RABBITS!

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[stele3]

I need people to understand that the “No” should be much, much higher. 50% of children used to die before the age of 15, and we just went thru an airborne global pandemic. Everybody say “thank you” to vaccines and antibiotics, without which probably 75% of us would be dead.

[dodger-thirteen]

Given I have had three separate medical professionals in entirely different fields INDEPENDENTLY ASK me "How are you still alive?"

...Yes.

[dodger-thirteen]

BDSM/Kink Shit I Had to Explain to My Therapist This Morning

What I mean when I say "I want to break that man"

Feral

Pegging

Nuances of informed consent when in an altered state of consciousness (e.g., drunk, high)

Switch

Predator/prey role play

Werewolf coded

Fun fact: that last one, I described myself as very werewolf coded, and she just paused thoughtfully and was like, "Yes, I can see that."

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[creatureprofessor]

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[channelsurfer02]

Might as well.

[percysfemmefatale]

nothing to lose.