Kitty Cat Wizard

What if I told you to press the crosswalk button only once? Would you do it?

[teaboot]

Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

[angelicguy]

Of COURSE he crinkled the slide paper door! I would NEVER make such a stupid mistake! I just couldn't PROVE it! Ever since he shed his winter coat! Always the same... just wanted tulle for breakfast! He got the funny face penalty and I SAVED HIM

[ashstfu]

[du-buk]

Jesse Pinkman

[vent-fucker]

back on my bullshit

[mcr-themed-brain]

Alright everybody

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[excaliburcabbage-deactivated202]

and you know for damn sure they aint getting paid overtime for dragging you to the hospital either

[mynowherenothing]

[coughloop]

if i hung out with her i would definitely try to step on her cloak as much as possible while walking behind like constnantly trying to make her stumble and trip over and over again and i'd act completely oblivious the whole time like "oops sorry" "woa, didn't see you there" "why'd you slow down, sorry" shit like that she'd get so fucking upset and she'd want to cast some really violent spells on me but im the first human any of these ponies have ever seen so twilight wont let trixie hurt me cause its everyone's sworn duty to get me back to my world

[phantomrose96]

Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can't lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything's fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

[phantomrose96]

Becoming one of those deranged "I trained myself to move around like a horse" tiktokkers but it's just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.

[phantomrose96]

I want what he has

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

[powerburial]

32yo man on vr chat being groomed by a 55yo man

[powerburial]

[gaylor-moon]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Culture war trauma” maybe you’re just a fucking creep.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I’ve worked myself up into a cultural frenzy to the point where I MUST investigate random strangers I see on TV to figure out what their genitals look like. I’m the one being normal here.” Honestly this would be somehow LESS creepy if they were doing it for sex reasons.

[cypro-girl]

[radiofreederry]

[romanceyourdemons]

it’s kind of funny that the golden age of western films functioned as an alternative to film noir for people who wanted something more patriotic and less cynical, and then akira kurosawa took tonal inspiration from noir and gumshoe novels for yojimbo (1961) and sergio leone lifted the plot of yojimbo (1961) for a fistful of dollars (1964) and boom, just like that we’ve got noir in the old west. the cowboys yearn for the open moral ambiguity