CaptainThirsty1945

My name is Steve and I run way too many sideblogs for someone who's only lvl 26. Inbox is always open!(: I cycle between fandoms, so the mess is real. Mind the tags!

[the-lost-quest]

[the-lost-quest]

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[headspace-hotel]

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.

These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.

[kitsnicket]

[defend-the-net-offical-deactiva]

OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

[hacash]

[milesgmorales]

TOM HOLLAND — BERO: The Journey

[violetallnight]

Tom for Prada Paradigme

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[sushi1056]

“you people are dogs” not…yet

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[mikkeneko]

[machine-elf]

[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

[4444555666777888999]

So glad we’re all straight

[rednines]

[pointlesslypointing]

@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying

[heller-castiel]

[heller-castiel]

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

[mirrepp]

[anarchy-of-spheres]

Loving this energy

[rabbitindisguise]

*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud