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goose, 22, they/them

[dogg-parkk-moved]

hi i'm moving. follow me @lycanthropied if u want ˙ ͜ʟ˙

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

[angel-macabre]

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

[cpt-glasses]

I’ve always been a fan of an analogy I heard once. Your emotions are like one of the lights on your car’s dash. When one of them turns on, it means you need to check under the hood and fix them. It’s not bad that the light turned on, per se, and it doesn’t always mean something is broken. But what IS toxic, dangerous, and likely to break something, is when you let that light stay on, pretending it’s normal, until that braking fluid finally fails and you crash into someone, or your engine fails completely.

Feel jealous. Feel anger. 

Just don’t let it fester. You need to look inside of yourself, find out why you’re feeling the way you are, and bring yourself to a satisfied, stable state of mind. You can look at philosophy, meditation/introspection, religion, or actual therapy, or at least talking to someone about it. You’ll find you’re much more content and happy when you do something about those feelings, and come to some sort of conclusion or resolution.

[mistersaturn123]

That is a  wonderful way of looking at it, thankyou. Makes me feel better about myself when I DO feel that way.

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[retrogamingblog2]

[cristalplanetheart]

[browningtons]

[lovinglystar]

[gayrika]

game dev: this character is nonbinary

gamers:

[teathattast]

[makahitaki]

[teathattast]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kevinkenjumboy]

Art Cards!

[godstiel]

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

[godstiel]

yeah kitchen

[pseudomantis]

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

[lizlemondyke]

people really get on this site and say anything

[pseudomantis]

Are you mad at me

[lilycove]

i have such a distaste for tiktok and earnestly believe having it worsens your quality of life . uninstall it and use the tried and true method: if a tiktok is funny enough to be worth seeing, someone will steal it and repost it somewhere else that won't eat a hole in your brain

[bigdaddy-whitephobia]

actually im gonna say it. if youre white and you think its your job to make memes/shitposts about whatever racist scandal, whether its a white person passing themself off as a poc or whitewashing in media, then youre not actually antiracist or being an ally youre just using people of color’s pain, trauma, and fears as an opportunity to look woke without actually trying to support them. what you see as something to laugh about can be deeply hurtful to poc who certainly are not laughing about it bc theyre the ones who are actually being affected

especially given that white viewers get to point and laugh at a racist person and then walk away from it like any other joke bc theyre not the ones being targeted, oppressed, brutalized, or appropriated

(white people can reblog but do not clown on this)

[heartshop]

[duncebento]

strobe lights and loud music give the hoes sensory overload

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

LOUD MUSIC AND STROBE GIVING THE HOES SENSORY OVERLOAD THEN I MAKE EM SEN-SU-ALL-Y TAKE MY OVER-LOAD HEAR HER ECHOLALIA WHILE SHES STIMMIN ON MY CHODE FEMINIST ASS; I GIVE HER HEAD WHEN WE’RE ON THE ROAD

MISS THING THICK AS HELL CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THEM WIDE SHE/THEY GOT THE PRONOUNS AND A BOTTLE OF BLUE DYE TELLING ME ABOUT HER SPECIAL INTEREST WHEN WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE ASK ME “IF I HYPERFIXATE ON YOUR COCK CAN YOU INFODUMP INSIDE?”

I LOVE A BITCH WITH AUTISM MAKE HER DO THE FLAPPY HANDS WHEN SHE’S TAKING ALL MY JIZZM MAKE A HOME IN THIS PUSSY NO FUCKING WITH TOURISM WHEN I TELL HER “BLOW ME OFF” I’M NOT USING EUPHEMISM SUCK THE DEMONS OUT MY DICK YOU KNOW I’M TALKING EXORCISM

WHEN MY GIRL GOES NONVERBAL SHE STILL USES THAT TONGUE SWALLOW ME WITH HER RITALIN SO SHE DOESN’T GET HIGH STRUNG WHEN I LET HER HIT THE PEN IT GETS HER COUGHING LIKE BLACK LUNG I LIKE THAT SHE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS AND SHE LOVES THAT I'M NOT HUNG

I BE IN VIP WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY DON'T MIND MY LITTLE DICK ‘CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A GOOD TIPPER YEAH MY PRINGLES CAN IS TRAVEL SIZED, I’M ROCKIN A FAT ONE THE LADIES LOVE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY, YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT SON WHEN IT COMES TO GIRTH AND LENGTH I’M WIDE WHERE MOST ARE LONG BUT THE PANTIES ARE STILL DROPPING WHEN THEY START PLAYING MY SONG

I LOVE THAT INFINITY SYMBOL CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HER TITTIES PETA WANTS ME DEAD THE WAY I’M SLAUGHTERING THESE KITTIES AND FUCK AUTISM PARENTS I'M AN AUTISM DADDY SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN BLINK WHEN SHE’S POPPING HER ADDY WITH NO VOLUME CONTROL, YEAH I KNOW MY BITCH IS BRATTY SO I PUT IT IN HER MOUTH WHEN I THINK SHE GETS TOO CHATTY

SHE HAS ASD SO I PUT MY ASS ON HER D AND IF HER THROAT IS SORE I PUT HONEY IN HER TEA

HER DYSFUNCTION IS EXECUTIVE BUT MY DYSFUNCTION’S NOT ERECTILE QUITE THE OPPOSITE: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EARLY FIRING MY PROJECTILE

MY CUM IS HER SAFETY FOOD THE GIRL IS EATING IT FOR BREAKFAST AND SAYS SHE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT TEXTURE BUT EVERY NIGHT I MAKE HER NECK HURT YEAH, SHE DOESN’T MIND IT WHEN I’M CRASS ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEXT HER

AUTISM SPEAKS WHILE WE MAKE THE BED SQUEAK, FLOORBOARDS CREAK FUCK A PUZZLE PIECE CAUSE THE ONLY THING I’M TRYING TO FIT IS MY DICK BETWEEN HER CHEEKS

ENDING ABLEISM HOES COMMITTING PLAGIARISM EVERY TIME, THE SAME THING ASKING “DID YOU PUT IT IN YET” (I DID)

THIS BITCH MELTDOWN LIKE CHERNOBYL CAN’T STAY THE NIGHT, GOTTA KEEP IT MOBILE CUNT ON EVERY CONTINENT, YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS GLOBAL CALL ME SLUT YOU’RE RIGHT, THESE INTENTIONS ARE NOT NOBLE

I GOT TARDED UP SHAWTIES ON MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT BUT THESE DISCALCULIAC BITCHES CAN’T TELL THEIR LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT TELL HER WATCH THE TEETH BUT I DON’T MIND WHEN THEY BITE THEY LIKE ME CAUSE I’M SHORT AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY PUT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY KEEP ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS I LIKE IT IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS CAUSE NOBODY THROWS IT BACK LIKE A NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPER