Ready To Sleep

Presenting: One Whole Doc (Yes I'm 21+) Found on Fanfiction and A03 as SmokeyDogs05

[remanence-of-love]

[signedthemoon]

— isa b. i dream of a home

[doglovingwriter]

I bought a house. For the first time in 7 years I have a permanent address, and I will never have to be scared to come home again.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[verishere]

Me: "why don't I have the energy to write? Maybe I'm just a failure..."

The four hours of sleep and two packs of crackers that consist of all I've eaten of today:

[verishere]

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE

[daydreamingallthetime3223]

Got my copy of Volume 14 today and apparently this took Narumi more than one try to get right:

[igottagetitouttamyhead]

Sitting here at my desk at work and all of a sudden, in my head:

In an AU where Sasuke doesn't leave, Naruto introducing Gaara, his new friend, to Sasuke after delicately explaining why Sauske may be cold and stand-offish at first.

Sauske: *being a bitch as per usual*

Gaara: *looks to Naruto* Are you sure his family didn't just commit suicide to get away from this prick?

And END SCENE!!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"

And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."

[bowditch]

yes and the leprechaun was king richard

[alirienge]

Playing favorites

[velinxi]

One cheese omelet, a blueberry waffle, and all your hashbrowns, please

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

[spirit-box-recording-deactivate]

you're lying

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

[therootbeersprite]

[aromantic-diaries]

People act like there's an explicit line between friendship and romance like This is how Platonic Friends act and if two people act like That they are a Romantic Couple. Buddy I have crossed the line so far that it's actually surprising to me and it's still friendship

[aromantic-diaries]

"being aromantic means you never cross The Line" well maybe I'm so aromantic that no matter how far I cross the so called line I will never enter the romance territory. Get on my level.

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic post

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

do people out there really want to fuck art the clown?

yes

no

I do, why in the tags

who is art the clown?

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

Im disturbed but I dont wanna kink shame i just wanna kink ask why?

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

do people out there really want to fuck art the clown?

yes

no

I do, why in the tags

who is art the clown?

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

Im disturbed but I dont wanna kink shame i just wanna kink ask why?

[toastbutteregg]

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

[telomeke]

[userautumn]

people who don't take off their outside clothes before sitting down when they come inside are so scary to me. there's outside on there

[jazzhaaaands]

As long as youre not rolling around in the dirt it should be ok, right?

[userautumn]

no.

[peppermintquartz]

Time for a poll!

do you sit on your furniture when you've just come home

no there's outside on there

yes but only the edge of the seat

yes I make myself comfy

I not only sit down, I flop down and relax

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

[cueyuan]

dmc1 dante you have my whole heart (except for the 4 other versions of you)