This gets me everytime
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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$LAYYYTER
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@dogs-deserve-better
This gets me everytime
what is the truth
they’re married you asshole
u right, my bad
thats their lesbian daughter
Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter
this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes
4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun
its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly
Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion
“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”
“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad
God bless the Scots
if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now
I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
that is very on-brand for swans
I love this so much.
This is so cute
this is the kind of top-quality pun that passes my stringent re-blogging standards
@royallyanxious
@38ravensand39crows
gen z culture is starting to quote a vine and then suddenly everyone in the room says it at the exact same time
CONGRATULATIONS ONE DAY AT A TIME FOR BEING RENEWED FOR A THIRD SERIES!!!!!
i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe
LabraThor. (via TrePic__)
Simon Spier ft. Bram Greenfeld (Love, Simon) + Waving Through a Window (Dear Evan Hansen)
When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? Did I even make a sound? Did I even make a sound? It’s like I never made a sound Will I ever make a sound?
“The name Hitler does not offend a black South African because Hitler is not the worst thing a black South African can imagine. Every country thinks their history is the most important, and that’s especially true in the West. But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium’s King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson. I often meet people in the West who insist that the Holocaust was the worst atrocity in human history, without question. Yes, it was horrific. But I often wonder, with African atrocities like in the Congo, how horrific were they? The thing Africans don’t have that Jewish people do have is documentation. The Nazis kept meticulous records, took pictures, made films. And that’s really what it comes down to. Holocaust victims count because Hitler counted them. Six million people killed. We can all look at that number and be rightly horrified. But when you read through the history of atrocities against Africans, there are no numbers, only guesses. It’s harder to be horrified by a guess. When Portugal and Belgium were plundering Angola and the Congo, they weren’t counting the black people they slaughtered. How many black people died harvesting rubber in the Congo? In the gold and diamond mines of the Transvaal? So in Europe and America, yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he’s just another strongman from the history books.”
— Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood