[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[softwaring]

trail cam asmr heal me

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[oarfjsh]

yo

[thatweirdoneintheback]

[image id:

tweet from Karl Groves that reads: "Stolen from Reddit: 3D printer add ons for wheelchair handles to prevent randos from "helping.""

Below it is a picture of wheelchair handles with yellow 3d printed spike rings, 3 on each handle.

/end image id]

[genderqueerfreeman]

stolen from the notes- the stl file is https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5213822

Spike Collar for Wheelchair Handles by JDanu

Spike Collar to fit around wheelchair push handles. To deter random people from grabbing the chair from behind and pushing without consent.

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed picarchu

[agnesmontague]

yes nfts are ugly as sin but on god i hope we’re not going to collectively forget about the fundamentally capitalistic bullshit foundations of the entire concept of nfts once they start making ones that look like fuckable anime boys

[agnesmontague]

not to give anyone any ideas but if someone starts trying to sell personalized nft waifus or catboys under the guise of having them be your SO in the metaverse or whatever we have to laugh that shit into the ground before some people get too horny on main and decide to legitimize manufactured scarcity to score virtual anime ass

[huandamonia]

So this isn’t exactly what you are talking about but I did immediately think of this post when I saw this

[agnesmontague]

it’s the kind of scenario i envisioned when i made this post, actually! it wasn’t just limited to horny stuff, the nightmare scenario extends to everything that could appeal to demographics besides nftbros with the aesthetic sensibilities of rick and morty and this definitely counts lol be wary of any “girlboss” shit or attempt to pander to any niche subcultures you might be a part of

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I was explaining Pangur to my mom

[joshlovesyou]

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[nflstreet]

[toptony]

Clue (1985) dir: johnathan lynn

[masamim-blog]

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

for more strips, look here

[arrowsong]

I think it’s important to note that jn Japan bell peppers are hated by kids, it’s equivalent to him slamming down broccoli here

[reggiemess]

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

[clownmoontoon]

ASDLKLKJSDKJLLSKDLKJDS

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[knightsickness]

the energy of danganronpa 2 is so funny because at least half of the cast just obviously isn’t paying attention. like you’re in the dining hall and you talk to gundham and he says some shit like ‘hmph… she’s got that wuthering heights pussy….’ and ibuki’s like ‘call that a kate bush!!’ and then you just. talk to chiaki to advance the plot