Makena 💖

[eliminated]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[motherhenna]

adulthood be like

[johnny-and-dora]

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

[poemswords]

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

[thatiswhytheywilldestroyus]

[mjalti]

the most splendid of the forbidden fruits of adulthood is like. going to sleep and knowing u can wake up at anytime the next morning. the silk of existence honestly

[violetmusic]

One Day at a Time (2017-2019) Bloopers

[kari-izumi]

God Tier™

Press F for “Fuck Netflix for Canceling This Show”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hustlerose]

idk how anyone wears airpods. apple earbuds are already rigged to fall out of your ears if you turn your head 0.3 degrees. how the fuck are you supposed to go jogging or whatever without dropping them on the sidewalk and watching them scatter aimlessly like ice cubes from the glass of bourbon that your wife dropped when you told her you wanted a divorce

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[uaegnomanat-blog]

my thoughts have an emergency contact

-you. in moments of weakness my brain begrudgingly crawls back to you. i lie in bed with another warm body wondering where yours is. i lie in bed alone and my skin aches where you once held me. in moments of crisis my fingers are dialing your phone number- the same one i have blocked, by default. only the saddest of love songs will forever paint a beautiful picture of you on the walls of my mind. only the happiest of romance movies make me laugh at the times i thought we would end up that way. is the pain of wondering if it was all a lie worse than the pain of never shaking you, fully? is the pain of reliving good moments ever going to be shut out by reliving the bad ones?

you’re a villain that my mind oh so desperately tries to hang a superhero cape on. you’re the darkness in my mind that no night light will escape.

but you’re horrible and terrible and oh so wrong for me. i DON’T love you. i NEVER will.

but that one, little, weak, part of my brain might never stop.

[grungegoths]

TUMBLR STAFF RN  :

[eith]

[oceandrivevibes]

🕊

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[salty-red-mage]

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech