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I'm Jess and I don't even know what kind of blog I'm running here... Current obsession: Homo sport animes Fandoms: Kuroko no Basket, Kyoukai no Kanata, Free!, SnK, dmmd, NORAGAMI (!!!!) and anything else that catches my interest Studying Psychology in the arsehole of the World that is Bangor

[obscuretobyfox]

Toby Fox has CONFIRMED Chapter 3&4 is coming out next year!!

(On another note, I am aware there's been a lot of Toby Fox posting lately that I haven't covered! Transparently, it's been a difficult month mental health wise and I haven't been very focused on the blog. I apologize. I hope I can get back to posting soon!)

[captainamateur-artistt]

𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐥e.

—

Direct reference to that one famous photo of Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald & Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”.

[hyrude]

i’m staying with my parents a couple weeks until my new apartment is ready so they sit and watch me play zelda whenever they have a minute. and they always say stuff like “doesn’t link get lonely?” and “don’t you think he’s tired from running everywhere?” and “does he have a home?” like exactly exactly thats what i’m always saying. they have got to get on tumblr

[justanotherass]

forgot about ravioli. imagine my delight when I got to his monologue on a new playthrough!

bonus:

[antisocial-android-deactivated2]

we don’t talk about this concept art of mipha enough

[blueskittlesart]

Do you think Mipha would have gotten super tall? Her brother and dad are SUPER tall. I think she deserves to have gotten to be really really tall.

in my ideal world she'd end up at least as tall as her dad tbh

[shisogelee]

i am so serious when i say we as young adults are so starved and deprived of community

[shisogelee]

like we as a generation - i'm talking especially young adults who are just entering the workforce - are so so lonely! i think about it all the time. between the incoming recession and cost of living crisis + the rise of wfh + processing pandemic trauma so many of us live deeply isolated lives and i think we deserve better...i'm working fully remote and i consider myself lucky because i do have friends that i see regularly but there's a hunger for that place you can go to to be around people in an organic but meaningful way to you that is not being addressed rn! we now more than ever need communities!

[hieronymus-botch]

anyways I think it’s based that toby fox nade a game that sold a million copies and became massively culturally iconic and got in smash and was both given as a gift to and had its final boss theme played in a performance for the pope, but his wikipedia article has no “early life” section, the “personal life” section is three sentences long, and there isn’t even a picture of him. for the 3 years between the release of undertale and deltarune chapter 1 there was talk of deleting his article because they couldn’t find any information for it that wasn’t already on the one for undertale. king of privacy.

[hieronymus-botch]

literally the more popular and successful his games have gotten the less willing he is to appear in public. before undertale released he got up on stage and pitched it at a con. a month after it came out he did an audio-only interview with game informer. on the 6th anniversary livestream they had a facecam of the fangamer guys on a couch playing and then a cardboard cutout of the annoying dog that read out communication from toby via text to speech device. by 2030 he’ll have no online presence and a usb drive with “deltarune chapter 7″ written on it in sharpie will just mysteriously appear on gabe newell’s desk one day.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

There’s so many options for an adult scooby doo show though

More deeply criticizing rich people who often end up being the monsters

Same tone and goofiness as the kids’ shows but in adult situations like murders or strip clubs

Gang is college age and trying to still solve mysteries while growing up and living young adult lives

The gang embraces it’s Summer of ‘69 roots and is a period piece that shows how a hippie, a nerd, a rich girl, and some random white dude would be so close in divisive times. While fighting ghosts.

A Clue-like parody of the mystery genre

An openly ACAB show

An adaptation of the zombie comic

Mockumentary series where the gang has a ghost hunting yt channel

A generally more serious tone but still has jokes and a talking dog

Exactly the same as one of the kids’ shows but Shaggy smokes weed on screen and Scooby swears

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[calellon]

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

[tiniesttinsel]

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

[only-tiktoks]

[he-who-ships]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Fuck yes; these are AWESOME.

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Don’t forget the maid of dishonor, who spends the entire wedding doing the same thing as the worst man except her nemesis is the Maid of honor. The best man and maid of honor can work together but the worst man and maid of dishonor are actively trying to kill each other on top of stopping the wedding

[shanastoryteller]

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

[timeclonemike]

Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.

-Terry Pratchett

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS

[effemimaniac]

[radiofreederry]

Hahahaha

[pfaugh]

[hamptercatapult]

LMAO

[anotherscrappile]

[alexkablob]

Okay but like

if Melinoe is trying to kill Kronos

that would mean she’s trying to break INTO the underworld

so then what if that means

one of the boss fights

is Zagreus

[clownarchivism]

The "oh gods I've made a mistake" face is hereditary