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*me sitting on the shitter crying because one of my oc decided to claim a song*

#he's making up with the love of his life #i can't #like sir #but also i fucking love them and am so happy #writing #its a process #a process that sometimes includes figuring out relationship arks while taking your morning shit #and now i have to go to work and am un well #we really do be living in the smallest fandoms while writing our stuff #Storyteller oc's

i-am-a-fish

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

i-am-a-fish

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

frayed-wind

questions-within-questions

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

tparadox

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

ailithnight

Personally, my ideal form would itself be fluid. Something I could change again and again whenever and however I please. The exploration is the ideal. I wonder how many others would be the same.

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

#comic #sphinx #sphynx #mythical creatures #legendary creatures #anxiety #the scrungliest little wet thing #prev tags

serregon

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

i-am-a-fish

stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon

vaguely-human-i-swear

My fish started stretching!

i-am-a-fish

FISH STRETCHING GIF

#!!!!!!!#this is so cute and good #awesome and it rules

phantomrose96

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

phantomrose96

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

phantomrose96

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

aka-blaa

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

phantomrose96

Official addition to this post.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #lol #an icon

writing-prompt-s

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #writers #writing inspiration #writing prompts

i-am-a-fish

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

ledogeishere

does singing in the shower count as art

i-am-a-fish

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

the-quietestmela

does writing fanfiction count as art

i-am-a-fish

don't make me say the mummy thing again

its-not-a-pen

i present tonight’s foodcrime: Oops I Fucked Up And Now The Sunk Cost Fallacy Has Sunk In aka Garlic Aioli Lemon Cake aka Hear Me Out

its-not-a-pen

metautske

@stealingyourbones . Food crime ideas tag! I think you would like this :)

stealingyourbones

!!! Oh this looks very promising 👀

#better than the koolaid chicken #bones food crimes #<<prev

khaliarart

Just finished reading Andy Weirs book Project Hail Mary and I would die for Rocky

#project hail mary #rocky #i love him #fan art

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

rhube

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

pipistrellus

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

rhube

20 years. I am not happy about this.

demonicsymphony

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

luminouspica

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

thethiefandtheairbender

The Good Place (2016-2020)

insomniac-arrest

brah

postilionstruckbylightning

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.