Dolphin

I'm Dolphin, she/her asexual fanfiction author. I'm here for the vibes and to scream into the void as I'm writing

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[beetlecirice]

Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!

[dolphin-writer]

Happy pride!

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[dolphin-writer]

The weekend

Expectation: I get to relax and do fun things

Reality: ahhhhhh my routine is gone and my functioning mental health is leaving with it

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[phantomrose96]

Sorry

[ride-ai]

Every time I get frustrated with a tool or appliance I think about the bit in 17776 about how people crave a little bit of inefficiency, how if everything always worked perfectly and instantly we would lose a lot of the joys of being human, how deeply humans want to want, and I try to find the joy and humanity in what's frustrating me and enjoy that it's not perfect

but this does not apply to printers. absolute bastard machines

[the-bakeneko]

Printer whisperer

[britcision]

Lemme once again share the magic tech support spell that will solve about 85% of computer problems:

Ask Literally Anyone Else to come over and say “I work in tech let me take a look”

Doesn’t matter if it’s a lie, it’s magic

[lgbtqiatext]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[writing-prompt-s]

Why were you chosen ? You seemed to get it wrong. You weren't chosen by gods, by destiny, or even by me. Out of 8.3 billions calls I sent, only you responded.

[phantomrose96]

Clickbait-thumbnail, Youtube-shorts-style, red-circle red-arrow, "THE ONE ANIMATION DETAIL YOU MISSED THAT CHANGES EVERTHING"-titled fandom theorizing is an invasive species.

Real fandom theorizing should be done in the form of a post on a dusty forum site that gets maximum 200 views and opens with the sentence "this is probably nothing but I noticed a pattern" followed by 1,000 words that crack wide open a canon reveal that isn't slotted to air for 5 more years.

[phantomrose96]

Importantly the 200-view forum post will get exactly 2 comments and both comments are calling the theory stupid

[teathattast]

[acespejs]

[ultravhasart]

Animated a panel from Batgirl (2024) #5

[demonic0angel]

Tim: *talking ab Gotham City rogues* And as you know, we have really deadly villains. Like Catwoman, a conniving, wily cat thief who takes valuable things from others without hesitation.

Danny: Oh, the nice lady that feeds the stray cats and gives the homeless kids food?

Tim: Uh. Sure. There’s also Two-Face, a man who’s murderous whims rely only on a coin toss. 

Danny: Oh, that guy who donates his money to charity and sometimes helps defend people in court!

Tim: … are we talking about the same Two-Face here…? Okay, we also have Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze, two deadly people with abilities that can devastate the city.

Danny: The woman who’s taking care of Gotham parks and the man who really loves his wife? I’ve seen them sometimes. They’re cool.

Tim: …… uh huh. We have the Croc as well, an enormous, reptilian creature with sentience that lurks in the sewers. 

Danny: *nonchalantly* Waylon. He sometimes protects the homeless kids too. 

Tim: *sigh* Sure. Whatever. Well, the Joker is—

Danny: That fucking asshat who hurts people and doesn’t deserve his name because of his shitty, unfunny humor? I hope that bitch dies already, me and so many others have been praying on his downfall but that cockroach is still alive somehow.

Tim: 

Tim: You’re not wrong but like—

[apocryphics]

yeah

[beardedmrbean]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[evilkitten3]

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying