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askthetrailblazer-deactivated20

how do you wear a hoodie in the fucking summer help me out here

Max: Do not underestimate the lengths I’ll go to rebel against this place.

tinylifeboat123

I’ll show myself out

omalleyred-deactivated20171006

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

wymanthewalrus

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032

Oh?

wymanthewalrus

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

transhumanist-viking-deactivate

give us the deets

wymanthewalrus

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

sonofbaldwin

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

one-angry-liberal

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen.

teratomarty

You know what pisses me off about this? Really, REALLY pisses me off? That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella. He was president 1981-1989. Do you get that?

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

yellow-dress

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

Eliza, Angelica & Maria: Me I loved him

John: bitch me too the fuck

What's your favourite lyric from Dear Evan Hansen?

50% of people: "Have you ever felt like nobody was there? Have you ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever felt like you could disappear, like you could fall and no one would hear? Well, let that lonely feeling wash away. Maybe there's a reason to believe you'll be ok. Cause when you don't feel strong enough to stand, you can reach, reach out your hand. And oh, someone will come running and I know they'll take you home. Even when the dark comes crashing through, when you need a friend to carry you, and when you're broken on the ground, you will be found. So let the sun come streaming in cause you'll reach up and you'll rise again. Lift your head and look around, you will be found."

The other 50%: "Kinky!"

she feels invicible all the time and that’s like her superpower

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freddiefredfive

connor: i guess that i’m too tough to cry jared: yesterday, you were crying about snakes connor: *in tears* tHEY DONT HAVE ANY ARMS!!!!1!!!

What's your favourite lyric from Dear Evan Hansen?

50% of people: "Have you ever felt like nobody was there? Have you ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever felt like you could disappear, like you could fall and no one would hear? Well, let that lonely feeling wash away. Maybe there's a reason to believe you'll be ok. Cause when you don't feel strong enough to stand, you can reach, reach out your hand. And oh, someone will come running and I know they'll take you home. Even when the dark comes crashing through, when you need a friend to carry you, and when you're broken on the ground, you will be found. So let the sun come streaming in cause you'll reach up and you'll rise again. Lift your head and look around, you will be found."

The other 50%: "Kinky!"

hiddenblog609

LEFT BRAIN RIGHT BRAIN BY BO BURNHAM BUT WITH JARED AND EVAN

YES

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I hope people see this but if you post about any of the following musicals:

Be More Chill

Groundhog Day

Heathers

Miss Saigon

Ragtime

Newsies

Dear Evan Hansen

Hamilton

Tuck Everlasting

Falsettos

Matilda

The Lion King

Les Misérables

Rent

In The Heights

Book of Mormon

Waitress

Fun Home

Amelie

Bare Pop Opera/The Musical

Then feel free to reblog so I can follow you !!!

marci1900

nerdyfacts

Nerdy Fact #1434: Wonder Woman was originally based on two women: the wife of creator William Marston and one of his former students that both he and his wife had sexual encounters with.

(Source.)

themyskira

How about you actually name ‘em?

Elizabeth Holloway Marston and Olive Byrne were among a number of women who contributed to the original Wonder Woman, and they’re fascinating people in their own right.

Elizabeth Holloway Marston was a brilliant woman. She earned three university degrees in psychology and law at a time when few women received any tertiary education. She was a successful career woman who assisted her husband with his work and was frequently the breadwinner of the family.

The main reason she was able to continue working after having children? Olive Byrne, who was not simply a casual “sexual encounter”, but the Marstons’ lover and life partner. To enable Elizabeth to work, Olive stayed at home and raised both her and Elizabeth’s children. She also wrote for Family Circle and contributed to Marston’s research.

Elizabeth is credited with pushing her husband to create a female superhero, and after his death she worked hard to preserve his vision for the character, urging DC to employ her as the comic’s editor (she was ignored).

Wonder Woman’s bracelet’s are Olive’s bracelets: Olive was known for wearing a pair of wide silver bracelets, and Marston had these in mind when he envisioned Diana’s bullet-deflecting accessories.

Marston died in 1947, but Elizabeth and Olive continued to live together until the end of their lives.

hells-will-88

Wait. Clarification please. Are you telling me that the creator of Wonder WOMAN WAS IN A POLY-AMOROUS RELATIONSHIP?

themyskira

Yep! They were in a poly relationship and had four children together, two by Elizabeth and two by Olive.

(And for those who’ve asked about sources, the Marstons’ story is covered in detail in The Secret History of Wonder Woman by Jill Lepore and Wonder Woman: The Complete History by Les Daniels)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Wonder Woman was inspired and shaped by not only a man who was incredibly progressive and awesome by todays standards let alone the standards of the day he lived in but also by a fierce, intelligent and awesome bisexual woman

This is one of the many reasons why the ways DC has ruined Wonder Woman in their pursuit of making the book as backwards and heteronormative as possible pisses me off…

scots-dragon

Not a fierce and intelligent and awesome bisexual woman.

Two fierce and intelligent and awesome bisexual women.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

You are correct :D

themetaisawesome

Imagine growing up in that house

“Mom wants to see you.”

“Psychology mom or bracelet mom?”

“Bracelet mom.”

themyskira

According to Lepore, the kids called Elizabeth “Keetie” and Olive “Dotsie”!

themetaisawesome

That is adorable.

sevensneakyfoxes

I have reblogged this before and will continue to do it until the day I die. The origin story of WW comics is as fucking great as the character herself.

pastel-petticoats

Fun fact: Olive’s bracelets were a gift from William and Elizabeth, and were basically an alternative to a wedding ring, since she couldn’t legally marry them. Diana’s bracelets, 70+ years later, are a symbol of that relationship.