The more I think about Carpe Jugulum, the funnier it gets in principle. Like. The Vampires came to Lancre, a land ruled by a witch queen named Garlick, and they really expected that to go well for them. The hubris simply astounds.
omg omg, I shared this with a friend who pointed out something I'd forgotten: Count de Magpyr is all about building up tolerance to vampires' typical weaknesses, dismissing them as superstition that can be overcome through force of will. Of course he set his sights on the kingdom ruled by a woman named Garlick.














