Hyena Time

18+ | Minors are to be trebuchet into the sun. I'm a 30, he/him, hyena. This is a furry art blog, I may not be able to post dick and fuck, but coils and spiraling eyes are the next best thing.

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[emmavakarian-theirin]

been thinking about sigourney weaver‘s ‘manic mondays’ laugh lately

[difty-dift]

happy sigourney weaver manic monday

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[skarchomp]

i wonder if it’s time for a cultural reappraisal of rob liefeld’s art. maybe we were all just too quick to judge a guy for daring to have a unique stylized take that focused on exaggeration and action. *actually looks at some of his art again* jesus CHRIST never mind

[iridescentoracle]

#this is me once every like six months. he really was that bad.

[dollsahoy]

[myidiocyiscontagious]

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[accidental-rabbit]

sunbathing hyena

[apho-sappho]

Apparently this is a classic hyena pose

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[lesbx]

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

[justinforprez]

evidence? 

[lesbx]

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

[bigwizardhat]

[gay--dog]

this post has reblogs off but i think about it all the time. truly evergreen post

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[melonwah]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”