for future reference

Despite the title, this isn't a food blog, just a bunch of stuff I find amusing. I like to cook and am actually pretty good at it but don't have the energy to blog it. But seriously...if you come across a bay leaf in your meal, don't eat it.

[decaytriarch]

[everythingfox]

Sloth playing with water

(via)

[everythingfox]

“How to make cats and dogs happy at the same time”

(via)

[everythingfox]

“How to make cats and dogs happy at the same time”

(via)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[ourafrica]

Important.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[andoriantrekkie]

All Good Things meme

[whenwillthewindsofwinterblow]

I don't know how this got past me but HotD has wrapped. Lots of editing to go so GRRM thinks we won't see it until at some time this summer at the earliest (he thinks spring is a long shot). I still think a trailer is on the horizon within the next few weeks.

[dont-eat-the-bayleaf]

I WANT THE BOOK NOT THE SHOW!!!!!

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Sideshow Bob fixing his hair

[dankmemeuniversity]

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct

[officialqueer]

This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

[officialqueer]

He just wants to be included!!

(He's got an Insta btw).

[krawdad]

[officialqueer]

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[everythingfox]

Sonic irl