nyoom fish

You can come in but you'll never leave.

[obama-biden-memes]

Well I will miss him :/

[yellowgrapesalad]

:/

[theperksofbeingaperk]

sarahfierce66: This is what happens when you give your dad something he’s wanted for about 8 years, but he always thought they made them just for kids. He was wrong … They make them for big kids too.

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

Pure, wholesome post.

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[zenyattasperceptrons]

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

[srsfunny]

Helpful Spider Bro

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[hourlymemes]

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[findyours3lfm]

[srsfunny]

Just Go Away

[theearthdiaries-blog]

[srsfunny]

This Kitty Just Found Cat Heaven

[bidenmemes]

[lepidosaurs]

Trump just banned National Park Services from tweeting until further notice because they made fun of the size of the inauguration turnout.

Which means his administration will likely be doing this for any government agency that spreads any news, information, or jokes they don’t like.

I’m Uncomfortable

[beachdeath]

actually, national park services didn’t even make fun of the inauguration turnout. this was the tweet they retweeted:

there’s no joke here, no fun-making, nothing even remotely derogatory. national park services retweeted a completely impartial tweet and two undoctored photographs of real events, without any commentary or editorializing, and they were banned from tweeting. literally just for acknowledging objective reality.

[generic-genny]

This is especially terrifying given the tweet that came after the account was allowed to post again.

Look at the wording. That’s scary. There was nothing mistaken about the tweet. The crowds were smaller this year. 

[acavatica]

[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

[browsedankmemes]

lovely sound

[srsfunny]

Definition Of Mother