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The #SNLChristmas special is on & I’m waiting for the Dick In A Box clip.. Always SO funny 🎁
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Reduplication - Chapter 1
“…And would you like soy milk in your latte?"
"No, thanks, I’ll have milk milk.” Reduplication. It can look so strange in some contexts but it sounds so normal when you’re actually saying it out loud, so normal that you don’t even think of how strange it may sound to the person you’re talking to. This is one of those moment where I only realise how stupid I potentially sounded to the barista behind the counter, but usually that wouldn’t phase me; wouldn’t bother me. However, this time was different. It was different whereby the certain individual barista who happened to serve me today was incredibly attractive with melted chocolate eyes and matching hair, much darker than their skin but presumably in the same, or at least similar, colour scale. Where I would usually just smile and pay for my choice of caffeine to get me through the day, I find myself blushing for the first time in what feels like forever, forgetting to smile and just handing over the amount I owed for the latte I had ordered from this beautiful creature. I shuffle, more awkwardly than I initially planned, over to the end of the counter where I wait for my drink. I earn a few second glances from a few people in the quaint little coffee store, and I assume it’s something to to with my uniform and my location. It’s no mystery to anyone who sees me what my profession is, you’d have to be completely oblivious or completely stupid. There is no in between.
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Human - Masterpost
Dan is a dancer, but it is his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan’s mysterious new boyfriend. ha
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Lumos ~ Chapter 1
Summary- supernatural!dan, high school au. Phil is sent to a boarding school to help improve his education and while he is there he meets Dan, who is an arrogant bastard but is a lot more than he seems underneath…
Genre- everythINg idek
Word Count- 1,681
a/n: wow okay so i’ve started another long chaptered fic, but i decided to go a little supernatural ^^ i really hope you like it, feedback would be very much appreciated :o
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A wave of nerves hit Phil as he got out of the car, slamming the door shut behind him. The main cause of the butterflies in his stomach- and his slightly shaking hands- was because the sight before him was one that made him considerably nauseous.
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Chapter 1
Trigger warning: Subjects of bulimia, bipolar disorder, rape, depression, suicide attempt, and self-harm. Please take caution when reading and always talk to me if you need to.
My mum pulled to a stop in the front of the hospital.
“Do I really have to go to a nut house, mum?” I whined looking at the white building in front of me.
“It’s not a nut house, Philip. It’s a mental hospital to help you. And you have to go because I don’t want to lose my baby.” She replied, fresh tears pricking her eyes.
“You’re not going to lose me mum. So, I don’t like the way I look. So I get sick a lot—”
“You make yourself sick, honey. Bulimia is a mental disorder and you’re going here to get help with it, okay? You’ll meet kids going through the same things and you can talk with them.” She consoled.
“I still don’t want to go.” I pouted crossing my arms.
“Well, the therapist recommended it and I’m not going to lose my only son. Now come on, grab your things. I’ll help you get settled in.”
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Lumos ~ Chapter 1
Summary- supernatural!dan, high school au. Phil is sent to a boarding school to help improve his education and while he is there he meets Dan, who is an arrogant bastard but is a lot more than he seems underneath…
Genre- everythINg idek
Word Count- 1,681
a/n: wow okay so i’ve started another long chaptered fic, but i decided to go a little supernatural ^^ i really hope you like it, feedback would be very much appreciated :o
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A wave of nerves hit Phil as he got out of the car, slamming the door shut behind him. The main cause of the butterflies in his stomach- and his slightly shaking hands- was because the sight before him was one that made him considerably nauseous.
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The Outsiders - Chapter One
A/N: I wrote this story about 5 months ago for a friend, it’s my first totally complete phanfic that took me quite a while to do. It’s got about thirteen parts, which are all complete and edited, though please excuse any silly plot faults or mistakes I might have made. I tried to not just make it a ‘boy meets boy and suddenly everything is wonderful’ kind of story, and I hope that comes across. If you do take the time to read this, thank you so much and I hope you enjoy it.
Warnings: None
Summary: Dan Howell is the son of the town’s most respected businessman, and his whole life is planned out ahead of him. He is to work in the bakery that his father owns, get married to a nice young lady, and follow in his fathers footsteps, keeping his head down, his nose clean, and make his family proud. It’s a simple life, but Dan doesn’t think it could be any more dull. What he really wants is to be his own person, not just a clone of his father; he wants to be an actor, he wants to leave his town, and he wants to choose who he wants to marry, not someone who his parents want him to. One day, a new young scriptwriter comes to town to work with Dan’s theatre group, and Dan’s life suddenly becomes a lot more complicated.
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Renegade | Phandom Big Bang
Renegade | MASTERPOST | Phandom Big Bang
Author: awesomesockes Beta: realityisnoplacetolive Artist: project-library | ART: X | X
Summary: It’s World War 2. Phil, a young German soldier, is stationed in Denmark. There he meets Dan - a rebellious Danish school boy who is intent on making his job hell. But before long, they realise they have more in common than they’d have thought. How do you hide a friendship when you come from two different sides of a war?
A/N: Jesus fucking christ this fic has been a problem child.. Like seriously. So I really, really hope you like it! ^^ omg Also I didn’t live in the 1940’s.. This is pure fiction. Contains: Fluff, angst, forbidden love, relationship development. Warnings: War, violence, death, alcohol. Rating: PG-13/R. Words: 20.187 + epilogue. POV: Point of view changes from chapter to chapter.
Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III | Chapter IV | Chapter V | Chapter VI | Chapter VII Epilogue Timeline What people have been saying about Renegade
Against The Rules
Summary: The 61st Annual Hunger games, Dan and Phil live in different districts, but are both chosen to compete in a test of endurance and bravery- the hunger games.
Genre: Angst
Warnings: Death/Major Character Death/Suicidal themes in the last chapters/implied sexual themes (not smut)
Words: 14, 897
Ch.1 | Ch.2 | Ch.3 | Ch.4 | Ch.5 | Ch.6 | Ch.7 | Ch.8 | Ch.9 | Ch.10 | Ch.11 | Ch.12 | Ch.13
(There’s also a link at the bottom of every chapter to the next one C:)
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WHAT THE FUCKK?
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
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Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
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