Stop Blaming Disney

Embrace the magic and the facts.

[memewhore]

[peppermintquartz]

the eye was removed ... in 2019

[jcalvinist]

[chinaannemcclaincontents]

[alexaloraetheris]

I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

[queenstravelingdarling]

This process right here??? Cinematic gold.

[jaesig]

"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

literally screaming this is so fucking funny

[earthdad]

i want a gf so i can send her memes about loving my gf

[chewbacca]

SCHMIGADOON! | 1.03 Cross That Bridge

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[dontblamedisney]

STAB AN ALOE VERA STEM STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYEBALL! DO IT BITCH!!!

[dontblamedisney]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! My book Black: A Time Wielders Chronicle is available to read on the AnyStories app. This YA fantasy is inspired by Cinderella, but definitely doesn’t follow the whole script! Give it a read share it with your friends.

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[incorrectallkhquotes]

Xion, trying to be nice: You have really great hair.

Saïx, trying to stay calm: Thanks, I grow it myself.

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[shroombenispalls]

Never loved a human being more.

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

[sabertoothwalrus]

you should watch Infinity Train if you haven't already

[chaandajaan-moved]

Small children choosing to interact with you is the biggest compliment, like a random baby waving at you on the bus, a child asking you a question at a restaurant. That shit is immaculate.

[taibhsearachd]

One time at a museum, a four-year-old just handed me two dinosaurs, presumably for safekeeping, and wandered away. I was honored, but also... well shit I guess these dinosaurs are under my protection now??? What does one even do about that?

[ruffboi-mags]

[safetybush]

morally, I think no one should feel pressured to use make-up to be attractive. but personally, I really think more guys should wear eyeliner

[nickyflowers]

elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them

[constructedparadox]

There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support

[kineticpenguin]

[butterbeanchu]

how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars” 

[magdids]

In 2019 this guy crashed his Tesla in Tyrol

Because the battery cought on fire too, the fire dept. had to order a special container to put the car in and fill it with water.

According to Tesla, you need about 11.000 litres of water to extinguish their batteries completely. A normal fire engine can fit up to 2.000 litres in their tank.

They also had to put the still hot wreckage in a cooling container for 72 hours after the initial fire went out.

Oh and when the owner of the car, the fire dept., insurance guys and journalists contacted Tesla about their driving bombs they just... never responded :)

[everythingfox]

The suspense

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[dontblamedisney]

Why is the trainer dressed like a newsie?

[why-i-love-comics]

Black Widow: Infinity Comic #1 - “Easter Egg Hunt” (2021)

written by Mark Russell art by Ann Maulina & Irma Kniivila

[dontblamedisney]

Midol don’t fail me nowww