Shitposting

Axel. They/Them. Fic writer

[anya-chalotra]

#they're just like us fr

[mashhistorian]

Wishing everyone a Merry M*A*S*H Christmas and a happy holiday season!

[aaudreychu]

"Whoa, you finally got one!!" 🛸🛸

[algusunderdunk]

@bovineblogger

[americachavez]

“fellow travelers should be getting the same reaction as heated rivalry because it also had gay sex” twitter giving us a new “if you liked encanto you should read one hundred years of solitude by gabriel garcía márquez”

[infectiouspiss]

my mum tried telling me they "can't watch" muppet christmas carol this year because there's no dvd player. unacceptable. i have puchased it for them on amazon. no fucking excuses mother you sit your ass down and you watch gonzo tell his story.

[infectiouspiss]

she tried the "i can't see it" don't test me heres a guide on how to get to it you will watch the muppets

[tonysopranosmom]

i love charlie brown so much. what a miserable little child.

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[darkcomedies]

my “benoit blanc reviews musical theatre” bit that i’ve been workshopping to annoy my roommates has quickly devolved into “benoit blanc catches actual evan hansen from dear evan hansen in a lie and is extremely indignant about it”

[darkcomedies]

“Now. Now at this point you’ve certainly realized that their grief and your clotting fabrications have fully scabbed over this family’s eyes. And instead of coming clean or simply walking away— what is it you do? You make your move on his poor sister. But because you are a coward, or because you aren’t very clever… how do you go about this? You frame your passes as compliments from her dead brother.”

[sylvies-kablooie]

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[bleekay]

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[futchmemes]

this might be the most poignant review of a doctor’s office i’ve ever seen and it makes my heart hurt

[futchmemes]

still thinking about this. they listened

[chronicillnessmemes]

[ID: 5 star review. "They listened." ]

[visenyaism]

hey it’s me your rep from the gay cousins union I just want remind you before the thing tomorrow that you have rights and should know them: you ARE entitled to one paid 30 minute walk around your old neighborhood, one cigarette at an otherwise inopportune time, and if more than 3 people say something about your outfit or haircut you get time and a half

[visenyaism]

hey it’s me your rep from the gay cousins union I just want remind you before the thing tomorrow that you have rights and should know them: you ARE entitled to one paid 30 minute walk around your old neighborhood, one cigarette at an otherwise inopportune time, and if more than 3 people say something about your outfit or haircut you get time and a half

[werewolfstriptease]

u can also just not go

[visenyaism]

Family libmas is a union event

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[kosmogrl]